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Valyria Network

Adventure, Conquer, D-Prisoner, dynamic-environment, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Gamemodes, hack-allowed, Journey, MCMMO, Mechanics, Minecraft, Prison, Proving Ground, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Skills, Valyria Network

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to Valyria!

Dive into a one-of-a-kind hack-allowed Minecraft experience. Valyria features Prison and Raid gamemodes, with regular events to keep the action alive.

Prison: Begin as a D-Prisoner, mine your way to freedom, and transition into an epic Factions adventure. Our Prison gamemode blends classic Prison mechanics with the thrill of Factions.

Raid: Test your PvP and raiding skills in a dynamic environment that serves as the perfect proving ground for Prison gameplay.

Join us for exciting events, new gamemodes, and an unforgettable journey in the world of Valyria.

Are you ready to conquer Valyria?

valyria.gg:25570

⚔️ Dream Survival – RPG PVP survival with captures Minecraft server

Backpacks, captures, Casino, Cosmetics, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, Entertainment, Grip system, Mob Leveling, Monsters, Premium gameplay, PvP, Regular Updates, resource pack, RPG, RPG adventure, Support, Survival, Unique game world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Buildings Constructed:	42	Enchantments Applied:	129
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Dream Survival is a high-quality, high-performance SURVIVAL (SURVIVAL) server WITHOUT WIPES! The server is developed by professional programmers and develops every day.

? Unique game world

Bored of classic Minecraft? Our server adds a splash of color to the game with interactive systems and unique configurations.

⚔️ RPG adventure

Explore new dungeons with three difficulty levels. Fight powerful monsters and get valuable rewards!

? Mob leveling and scaling system

Improve your skills, and the mobs will become stronger along with you for more exciting gameplay!

? Grip system

Create your own kingdom! Capture territories and defend your possessions.

⚙️ Custom plugins

Unique plugins designed specifically to enhance your gaming experience.

? Entertainment

Relax in our casino with slot machines, blackjack, lottery and crash games!

? Cosmetics and backpacks

Stand out from other players with different hats and expand your inventory with new backpacks.

? Premium gameplay

Get access to additional features and benefits.

? Resource pack

Immerse yourself in a unique world with our custom resource pack.

? Regular updates

We are constantly working on new features and content to keep you playing.

❓ Support

Our team is always ready to help you and answer all your questions.

play.dream-survival.ru

Poker Pro Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping, distraction, Entertainment, Escape, Fun, gambling, Game, Learn poker, Life, mental health, Minecraft, optimism, poker, positivity, PRO, resilience, self improvement, Server, skill-building, strategy, stress relief, winning

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of real life kicking you in the butt? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where you can learn to play Poker like a pro! Imagine sitting at a virtual table, bluffing your way to victory while building a majestic castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs real life when you can win big and have fun in the virtual world? Join us now and let’s deal some virtual cards together!

Opportunity Wasted Minecraft SMP

Acting, Cardinals, Character development, critique, DISAPPOINTING, Drama, ending, good actors, good premise, great locations, Minecraft, Mini Series, missed potential, Movie, opportunity, pacing, Plot, Potential, review, smp, storytelling, underwhelming, Wasted, wasted opportunity

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s better than a disappointing movie ending! We’ve got top-tier players, epic builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Explore our insane locations and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike watching that movie).

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, battle, blocky, catholic church, CONVICTED, cope, Corruption, cover up, Elite, FAITH, Fighting, Globohomo, Hypocrisy, Jewish, Justice, Minecraft, pedophile, Religion, Royale.., scandal, Server, Tradcaths, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Animals Bred:	111	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of the globohomo jewish pedophile elite infiltrating your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight against them in epic battles that will make you question reality! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to take down the corrupt forces of the world while building epic structures and exploring new lands. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery that only the bravest players can uncover. So come join us and show the world that you are not afraid to take on the biggest challenges, both in-game and in real life!

Anime Fans Minecraft SMP: Comforting Cliches & Tropes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	260	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft SMP? Are you ready for some mind-blowing plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures, like riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a giant statue of a potato that comes to life and starts dancing the Macarena. Our server is full of surprises that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Plus, we have a community of anime fans who are always ready to debate the most controversial plot points and character arcs. You’ll never hear the phrase “it’s just shock value” on our server because we embrace the unexpected and celebrate the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re going to need it!

PixelQuest WildRealms

Adventure, building, Catching, Collaborative, Community, Environment, Features, Friendly, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Magic, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mods, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Towny, Trading

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	529	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to PixelQuest WildRealms This is a Minecraft server founded by two friends, Kamryn and Oliver, who share a passion for gaming, community, and fun!

What is this? What started as a simple idea between two friends has grown into a vibrant community where players can connect, explore, and enjoy the magic of Pixelmon together. Whether you’re here to build, trade, or catch them all, there’s something for everyone in this immersive and friendly environment.

Why PixelQuest WildRealms is Special: Community First: It’s not just about gameplay; it’s about contributing to the community, having fun and creating friendships. Inclusive for All: Whether you’re a seasoned/experienced player or just starting out, you’re welcome here! Collaborative Fun: Trade, battle, and explore with players from around the world.

Kamryn and Oliver have worked hard to make this server a unique experience, combining the best mods, features, and custom mechanics to ensure the fun never stops. Profits go directly back into the server, ensuring smooth gameplay and continuous improvements.

So, jump in, make friends, and become part of the PixelQuest WildRealms family! The adventure awaits! Let’s make this journey unforgettable—together.

142.4.206.223:25575

Pixel Pals – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Democracy Space Station, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Omens of Tyranny, overrun by squids, PALS, Patch, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, Staff Overseer edition, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Urban Legends, Wiki

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mines Excavated:	4655
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our staff overseer is a squid who has overrun the server with alien insects and robots, all in the name of spreading democracy. Join us in this 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter where you’ll fight against hordes of creatures while trying to liberate planets and the entire galaxy!

But wait, there’s more! The first Helldivers game was actually the inspiration for this server, where players had to use Magicka-like mechanics to survive. Now, with HELLDIVERS 2, the stakes are even higher and the chaos is even greater.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter some urban legends or truth enforcers along the way. See you in the game!

Party Mom Minecraft SMP

90s birthday party antics, 90s fashion, awkward gestures in the background, Birthday Party, Candid, celebration, EMBARRASSING, family memories, funny, Gestures, humor, inappropriate, long tail tags: mom flipping the bird, Minecraft, mom, Nostalgia, old photo, Party, questionable behavior, Retro, smp, Throwback, vintage, vintage family photo

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Emeralds Found:	8668	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7095

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments! Our server is so crazy, even your mom from the 90s would want to join in on the fun. From flipping the bird to making questionable gestures in the background, our community is always up to something outrageous. So come on, join us and see what wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Scientists looking into attractiveness Minecraft server

attractiveness, beauty standards, blockquotepScientists, Darker, DATING, Diversity, equality, fairer-skinned, gender, Men, Minecraft, Physical attraction, Preferences, Psychology, Race, relationships, research, scientists, Serverpblockquote, societal biases, societal norms, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Towns Built:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being told there’s no hope for you, white guys? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, fair-skinned players are the most alluring! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with beautiful fair-skinned women who will be drawn to you like moths to a flame. And for the ladies, we’ve got a plethora of dark and mysterious men just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Join us and defy the laws of attraction in the most ridiculous way possible!