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Crafty GOP Griefers

Benefits, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, Democracy, Economy, election, gop, Government, Griefers, hate, INEQUALITY, injustice, Labor, policy, Politics, republicans, Social Issues, society, TAXES, Voting, wages, Working class, Working Man

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	5439	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even republicans can’t resist joining because of the insane fun we offer!

Join our server and witness working men building skyscrapers with their bare hands, while Republicans try to stop them but end up joining in on the fun instead.

Our server is so addictive that even the most stubborn politicians can’t resist the urge to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

So come join us and see for yourself why even Republicans can’t resist the allure of our Minecraft server!

Girl Obsessed Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, confession, crying, difficult situation, discomfort, Distance, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, Empathy, friendship, future hopes, girl, Honesty, Minecraft, obsessed, rejection, Respect, Server, touchy, unrequited love, unwanted advances

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Insane Love Triangle Minecraft server! Are you ready for some drama, tears, and heartbreak? Join now for a chance to experience a virtual love story gone wrong!

Imagine logging in to find a girl obsessed with you, confessing her undying love in the chat. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re not into her at all! Watch as she cries and begs for your love, while you desperately try to escape her clutches.

But that’s not all! This server is filled with touchy moments, awkward conversations, and plenty of emotional turmoil. Can you navigate through the chaos and find a way to break free from her without breaking her heart?

Join now and embark on a wild journey of friendship, rejection, and maybe even a hint of stalking. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of an Insane Love Triangle that you’ll never forget!

Dragon Droppings

action, adaptation, Adventure, airships, Anime, binge-worthy, Dragon.., dragons, Drama, Drifting Dragons, Droppings, FANTASY, high quality, Manga, must watch, Mystery, Netflix, Recommendation, review, series, sky pirates, Steampunk

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4499
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and EPIC battles against evil mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of MAGICAL unicorns that roam the lands, spreading rainbows and joy wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to befriend a unicorn and ride off into the sunset?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a CRAZY journey filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of LOOT to go around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Dream Team: The Server of Fantasy Friends

attraction, CRUSHES, daydreaming about friends, daydreams, deep connections, Desires, dream, emotional connections, fantasies, fantasies about friends, FANTASY, forbidden love, Friends, longing, pixelated, relationships, romantic daydreams, romantic fantasies, secret crushes, secret desires, Server, TEAM, unattainable love, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet friends you never knew you needed! Ever fantasized about hanging out with a creeper who tells the best jokes? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of going on adventures with a zombie who’s secretly a master chef? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone accidentally blows up your house). Our community is filled with quirky characters and memes that will have you laughing until you cry – just watch out for the ender dragon who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian!

So why wait? Come join our server and make friends you never knew you needed – because let’s face it, where else can you find a skeleton who doubles as a DJ? It’s time to level up your friendship game and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!

Builders, career opportunities, Diversity, education, FAMOUS, gender disparity, gender equality, girl, INEQUALITY, Mathematician, mathematicians, Minecraft, Minority, Population, power, representation, social norms, statistics, STEM, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, Women, Women empowerment, women in stem

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9973	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ores Mined:	7518
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero famous mathematicians but 52% of the players are women! Why join? Well, because our server is like a math class gone wild – equations flying everywhere, mobs solving for x, and creepers trying to calculate the square root of boom!

But don’t worry, our female players are here to show those numbers who’s boss. They’ll build the most epic structures, mine the rarest ores, and slay dragons with their mathematical prowess. Who needs famous mathematicians when you have a squad of badass gamers who can calculate the trajectory of a TNT blast in their sleep?

So come join us on our server and be part of a gaming community where women rule and numbers drool. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret formula for infinite diamonds! (Hint: it involves a lot of mining and a little bit of luck)

Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server

digital content, digital influencer, Forgotten, Japanese culture, Kanata, Kanatas, lost popularity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online entertainment, online fame, online presence, past fame, Realm, Server, social media, virtual celebrity, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual singer, virtual world, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4369
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Crafty Tears

anguish, brokenhearted, Crafty, cry, depression, Despair, devastated, emotional, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Melancholy, mourn, Pain, Sadness, SOB, sorrow, Tears, Upset, wail, Weep

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8325	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	101	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	9582	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Towns Built:	8
Potions Brewed:	105	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7758
Divine Spears Created:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Emeralds Found:	771
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?