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Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Potions Brewed:	174	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9689	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Potions Brewed:	117	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9796
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4422
Votes:	8551	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!