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Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Admiration, adoration, Adventures, Affection, Boyfriend, Caring, cheerful, Commitment, devotion, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, STRONG, Support, Torahiko, Torahikos

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your own Torahiko! Our server is filled with handsome and charming players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Who needs diamonds when you have a supportive and loving Minecraft boyfriend by your side?

But be warned, not all relationships on our server are smooth sailing. Rumor has it that there’s a secret love triangle brewing between three players who just can’t seem to figure out who they want to be with. Will they choose love or diamonds? Only time will tell.

So come join us for a chance at finding your Minecraft soulmate or getting caught up in some drama that would make a soap opera jealous. Love is in the air on our server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the romantic shenanigans.

BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

aita, baby, BabyPunisher, Boundaries, Communication, cousins, family, family dynamics, germs, Labrador, Minecraft, moral high ground, Nursery, PARANOIA, parenting, Protect, relationships, Resentment, Server, Siblings, sister, tit for tat, toddlers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	249
Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

FosterCraftBabyNames

baby names, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Expectations, family, foster care, FosterCraftBabyNames, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Siblings, SIL, Support, Trauma, triggering, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	228	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	65	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Star Shards Collected:	89

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

album reviews, artist spotlight, current playlist, favorite songs, Minecraft, Music, music charts, music community, music discovery, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music genres, music lovers, music playlists, music recommendations, music streaming, music trends, new releases, popular music, smp, top tracks, TuneIn2Me

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

Babes, bedrock, Game, Spice

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8892
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Items Found:	2311
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Farms Harvested:	270	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

alarm clocks, alarm sound, AlarmCraft, daily habits, daily routine, digital age, digital alarms, global wake up call, mass awakening, millions of people, mobile devices, modern society, morning routine, phone alarms, repetitive sounds, Rise, shared experiences, smartphones, synchronized alarms, Technology, technology impact, waking up

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Towns Built:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, coping mechanisms, determination, devils playground, discipline, distractions, healthy habits, Idle Hands, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nofappers, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, self improvement, self-control, Server, support system, temptation, TemptationCraft, urges, Willpower

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	86	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Farms Harvested:	318
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3220	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!