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Crafty Zion: Where Israeli Retaliation Could Occur Later Tonight…in Minecraft!

Ally, Conflict, Crafty, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, Israeli retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear Threat, occur, potential conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Tonight…in, U.S. fears, Warning, Zion

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Runes Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that’s more explosive than an Israeli retaliation strike! We promise not to participate in any sort of strikes against your creations, but we will defend your builds against any creepers that decide to retaliate. So come on in and build your own world, because in our server, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from your TNT cannons!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Rule the Minecraft World and Men Just Don’t Get It!

1. women, 10. sex, 11. labor, 12. looks, 13. personality, 14. /r9k/, 15. manager, 16. supervisor, 17. career, 18. conformity, 19. consumption, 2. useless, 20. Andrew Tate, 3. validation, 4. marriage, 5. denial, 6. maturity, 7. wealth, 8. men, 9. attraction, Crafty, dont, ladies, Men, Minecraft, rule, Women, world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of being a useless wild dog in a world ruled by women? Do you want to finally be on the list of men she wants to fuck? Then join our Minecraft server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be!

On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!

Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!

DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World! Join the Fun Now!

Acting, Audience, cringey, cultural preferences, DesiCraft, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, Fun, horrible accents, Indian television, Indians, Join, love, low budgets, Media, Minecraft, popular channel, representation, rule, social injustice, Stereotypes, television industry, unexpected behavior, world, Writing

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	300	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Buildings Constructed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected behavior, cringey moments, and social injustice…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so outrageous that even the Indians can’t get enough of it! And don’t worry about low budgets or horrible accents, because we embrace the madness and turn it into pure entertainment. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs normal when you can have insane fun with us?

EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

bamboo basket weaving, Cambodian, English, EngrishCraft, forum, Good, grammar, long trail tags, waaaa

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

Address, Adventure, blocky, collars, Community, controversy, debate, Discourse, discussion, Fans, FANTASY, Fartasy, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Game, gi, ignored, Opinions, RPG, Silence, Talk, tugged, video game

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Emeralds Found:	9810	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7263
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, Chaos, collectables, coop, CraftyInk, Creative, database, Fresh Season, Gear, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, cervical cancer, Craft, genital warts, Good, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV facts, HPV prevention, HPV research, HPV statistics, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV treatment, HPV vaccine, human papillomavirus, mens health, Players, sexual health, sexually active, sexually transmitted infection, STI, Time, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Buildings Constructed:	39

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

Correctional Facility, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, Edition, Evil, evil women, female inmates, incarceration, justice for victims, justice system, Minecraft, prison reform, prison system, reforming criminals, Rehab, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation center, rehabilitation efforts, rehabilitation programs, stop trying, women in prison, women offenders, Womens

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Alien Abductions:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

Asian unity, Asians, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, Fight, foreign policy, imperial Japan, Industry, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Minecraft, Natural resources, regional power, Rice, Server, solidarity, Spice, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, 富國强兵

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!