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SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Emeralds Found:	9974
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ores Mined:	6302	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Votes:	4192	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5985
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	3946	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8945	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Star Shards Collected:	165	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!