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DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!

Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land

Bedouins, blocky, Chaos, Christianity, Conflict, Crafting, gaza, HOLY, holy land, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islam, Israel, jerusalem, judaism, Land, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Peace, Politics, SECURITY, Settlements, Terrorism, united nations, War, West Bank, WTF

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Emeralds Found:	1740	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Items Found:	8162	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated paradise where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

Backlash, controversy, Drama, drama queen, FESTIVAL, HOLY, Holy Mother of Kek, Horse, horse dramachuuba, internet, internet culture, keks, madness, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, Ramadan is a Festival, Recover, ROASTED, social media, trolling, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7517	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	557	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

Allowed, Boogeyman, controversial, creepycraft, Gaming, illegal, misunderstood, moralfags, pedo-relationships, pedophilia, PedoRelationships, relationships, representation, society, taboo, video games, Villains, wrong

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

4chan, Blaze, Computer, death, Drones, escalation, Generals, Hell, hobbies, iran, Israeli, jew, Jewcraft, life path, M59JlscFkI, MINISTERS, nuclear warheads, psyche, regrets, self reflection, smokey, Smokin, superego, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

3rd person shooter, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, diamonds, Drool, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, HG, landmine, loadouts, News, objective-based missions, Patch, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, rule, squad-based, Steam, strategic victory, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ores Mined:	2553
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Emeralds Found:	2626	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Holo’s Hub of Hilarity: Where Cute and Pure Collide in Minecraft!

Admiration, adorable, Affection, affectionate, collide, companion, cute, devotion, endearing, Happiness, Hilarity, Holo, holos, Hub, joy, love, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Pure, relationship, soulmate, Spouse, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	379710
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	5781
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	2341
Meteorites Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adorable as your wife Holo? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute and pure fun! Join us for a chance to build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil zombies with fluffy bunnies as your sidekicks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock a magical portal to a land where unicorns roam free and cake grows on trees. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Crafty McCraftface’s Realm of LOLs

activism, Ahmaud Arbery, Black Lives Matter, Breonna Taylor, civil rights, Crafty, equality, Eric Garner, GEORGE FLOYD, Justice For All, lols, McCraftfaces, Michael Brown, Philando Castile, Police Brutality, protest, racial injustice, Realm, Sandra Bland, say his name, social justice, Tamir Rice, Trayvon Martin

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and build all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to add some spice to your gameplay.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Just be careful of the lava pit trap that guards it – it’s been known to turn players into roasted marshmallows.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the zombie pigmen who have some killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!

anti-neet, basic needs, blocks, Crafty, CREEPERS, economic struggle, feeding oneself, financial burden, Financial Security, government policy, grocery store, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare inequality, healthcare system, Home ownership, jewish scheme, Life, NEET, old age, Retirement, social welfare, universal healthcare, work

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Votes:	6665
Villages Defended:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.

Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.

Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!