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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3482 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Animals Bred: | 146 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Join our Minecraft server where we eat smaller portions of virtual food because apparently fatties can’t figure it out in real life.
We offer 75% goyslop of the highest degree but in tiny portions, so you can still get your virtual nutrients and fiber.
It’s like a virtual diet plan, but with blocks and creepers.
Come join us and question your reality while building pixelated wonders and avoiding virtual hunger pangs.
