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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8328 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5128 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 972373 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles! Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens who tell the best knock-knock jokes in town!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!