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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2996 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately see a player with hair so greasy it could rival a slime block. But wait, there’s more! This player re-wears the same jacket for days on end, creating a unique aroma that will have you questioning your life choices. And don’t even get us started on the teeth as yellow as a block of gold!
But fear not, for this player is on a quest to improve their personal hygiene and you can join in on the fun! Help them wash their hair more than once a week, encourage them to wear deodorant in the scorching Minecraft heat, and maybe even teach them the wonders of toothpaste.
Join now for a server experience like no other! Who needs diamonds and enchantments when you have the thrill of helping a fellow player level up their hygiene game? It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!