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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9015 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
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