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Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7448
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7883	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

play.luminion.net

Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	283	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Potions Brewed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Zombie Dances:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Farms Harvested:	447	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8500
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Farms Harvested:	578
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Towns Built:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Votes:	936
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597