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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3890 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 126 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 124 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.