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JesusCraft: Clean or Leave!

Boundaries, Chores, clean, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, Expectations, family, generational differences, home, house rules, JesusCraft, Leave, living arrangements, Messy, parenting, Parenting styles, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, slob

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Items Found:	1424
Villages Defended:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.

Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

adolescent love, emotional connections, first boyfriend, first crush, first girlfriend, first heartbreak, first kiss, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school sweetheart, love stories, lovecraft, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past relationships, puppy love, relationships, Romantic experiences, sentimental moments, Server, teenage romance, young love

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where true love blooms! Join us and find your first love… in the form of a rare pink sheep that will follow you around and shower you with heart emojis. Who needs a real relationship when you have a pixelated sheep to keep you warm at night? Join now for a chance at true pixelated love!

Death by Creeper – Choose Your Fate!

acceptance, Choice, choose, contemplation, control, countdown, creeper, death, decision, end of life, Existential, fate, final moments, hypothetical, last wish, Life, mortality, Peace, Philosophical, Reflection, scenario, surreal

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchantments Applied:	63
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose how you meet your demise in the most epic way possible! Want to be crushed by a giant block of cheese? Done. How about being chased by a horde of killer bunnies? We got you covered. Or maybe you want to go out in a blaze of glory by riding a flaming pig off a cliff? The choice is yours!

Join us for a wild ride of crazy deaths, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Who knew dying could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

MineCraftUnity: 80 Nations Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international law, international relations, MineCraftUnity, Nations, Négotiation, Peace, peace agreement, peace process, political stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Swiss conference, territorial integrity, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Potions Brewed:	121	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

so, like, imagine this: 80 countries all gathered at a swiss conference, right? and they were all like, “yo, ukraine’s territorial integrity must be the basis of any peace, bro.” like, can you even imagine the drama and intensity of that moment? well, that’s exactly the kind of wild energy you’ll find on our minecraft server. join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and a whole lot of chaos. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

HostageCraft

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, government response, hostage crisis, hostage negotiation, hostage release, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, official statement, peace talks, political tension, Release, security concerns, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

yo, so like, this server is LIT AF. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that can do the macarena. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yea, it’s pretty epic. come join the madness, bro. you won’t regret it.

Bechdel Test Fail

Bechdel, bechdel test, Diversity, Fail, Female Characters, female empowerment, female representation, female voices, feminism, film criticism, film industry, gender bias, gender equality, gender stereotypes, intersectionality, media analysis, media representation, media standards, pop culture, social commentary, test, women in media, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202

join dis epic minecraft server if u want to be part of a community where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. we got so many diamonds u can build a whole castle out of them. our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes like a genie in a bottle. the chat is filled with memes and jokes that will make u pee your pants. our world border is actually made of candy and if u reach it, u get a lifetime supply of chocolate. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

CraftyNaloxoneODsNoMore

addiction treatment, CraftyNaloxoneODsNoMore, drug overdose prevention, evaluation period, evidence-based practices, harm reduction strategies, healthcare interventions, Impact, medication for opioid use disorder, naloxone distribution, National Institutes of Health, NIH study, opioid crisis, opioid overdose deaths, opioid-related, overdose death rates, overdose education, public health, public policy, study results, substance abuse

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle opioid overdose deaths with naloxone distribution and overdose education!!! we have medication for opioid use disorder and we’re reducing death rates like it’s nobody’s business!!! join us for a wild ride of saving lives and building epic structures in the virtual world!!! who knew minecraft could be so life-saving and educational??? come join the fun now!!!

ElectricBricks [SMP] – where only the coolest thunderstorms get an invite! 18+

Booming Economy, Business, casual player, Community, COOLEST, ElectricBricks, Events, Explore, Festive Fun, Hardcore grinder, Ice Highway, invite, Leaderboards, Materials, Mature, Memories, minecraft server, Other, RPG, shopping district, smp, Structures, Thrive, Thunderstorms, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join Our 18+ Minecraft Server: The Ultimate Survival Experience!
Looking for a mature Minecraft community where you can build, explore, and thrive? Look no further! We’re an 18+ server with some unique features that make us stand out from the rest:
🔁 Never Reset	Your builds and progress are safe with us. Our server never resets, so you can create lasting memories and epic structures.
🌎 Resource Server	Need resources without disrupting your main builds? We have a dedicated resource server, so you can gather materials without impacting the world you call home.
🚄 Biggest Ice Highway	Travel across the map with ease on the biggest ice highway in Minecraft. Get from point A to B in record time!
🛒 Shopping District with a Booming Economy	Our shopping district is always bustling with activity. Trade, barter, and build your business in a vibrant economy.
💼 No Activity Requirements	Play at your own pace. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, we welcome everyone.
🎉 Events for Holidays	We host regular events to celebrate holidays and other special occasions. Join us for festive fun, unique challenges, and exclusive rewards during our seasonal events.
🏅 MCMMO	Level up your skills and unlock new abilities with MCMMO. Compete on leaderboards, hone your talents, and experience Minecraft with a new RPG twist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Is the server strictly for players 18 years and older?

Answer: Yes, our server is specifically designed for players aged 18 and above to ensure a mature and respectful gaming environment.

Question: Are there any restrictions on building and exploring on the server?

Answer: You are free to build and explore as you please on our server. We encourage creativity and exploration without imposing strict limitations.

Question: How can I join the server and start playing?

Answer: Simply follow the instructions on our website to join our server and start your Minecraft adventure with us.

Question: Are there any in-game events or activities for players to participate in?

Answer: Yes, we regularly host events and activities for players to engage in, including holiday celebrations, challenges, and exclusive rewards.

Question: Can I invite my friends to join the server as well?

Answer: Absolutely! Feel free to invite your friends to join our server and explore, build, and thrive together in our community.

Crafty CHUD Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Argument, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Chud, Confrontation, confrontational attitude, Crafty, disagreement, firm stance, Minecraft, no apologies, no backing down, no compromise, no surrender., No tolerance, refusal to apologize, Server, shut up, stand your ground, standing firm

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. We will NOT apologize for the chaos and mayhem that will ensue when you step foot into our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good prank or two. So if you’re feeling brave (or just plain crazy), come join us and see if you can outwit the legendary Minecraft ghost.

So why should you join our server? Because we will NOT apologize for the outrageous fun and insanity that awaits you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

101004146, abstract, Aesthetic, art, Background, Colorful, Creative, design, Desktop, digital art, Graphic design, illustration, Minecraft, Minimalist, mobile, nice wallpaper, pattern, PixelPunch, Server, Texture, trendy, wallpaper

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	195	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with plain walls? Well, come join our server where the wallpaper is so fabulous, even the creepers stop to admire it! Our walls are decked out in the finest diamond blocks and gold accents, making your gaming experience truly luxurious. So why settle for drab when you can have fab? Join us now and let your eyes feast on the most stylish wallpaper in all of Minecraft!