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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3154 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2577 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
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Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.
But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!
