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  • Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

    Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 4140
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1307 Villages Defended: 16
    Magic Items Found: 6212 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6692 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

    When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

    And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

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  • Unbreakable Snowflakes Minecraft Server

    Unbreakable Snowflakes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 3484
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Ores Mined: 8645 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Farms Harvested: 266 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

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    Welcome to the most emotionally intense Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy, sadness, and everything in between!

    Join us and let your emotions run wild as you build, mine, and survive in a world filled with drama, heartbreak, and triumph. Our community is so emotionally charged that even the creepers shed a tear when they explode!

    Don’t be afraid to show your sensitive side on our server. We embrace all emotions, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. Whether you’re crying over a lost diamond or shedding a tear over a beautiful sunset, we’ve got you covered.

    So come on, join us and let it all out. Who knows, you might even make some emotional connections that will last a lifetime. Just remember, it’s okay to be a crybaby on our server. In fact, it’s encouraged!

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  • Crafty Lolitas: Glasses Edition

    Crafty Lolitas: Glasses Edition
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 2539
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Emeralds Found: 2525
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Crops Grown: 9594
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even loli characters look AMAZING with glasses on! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans!

    Our server is so AWESOME that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the BLINDING fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with COOL players and build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures you can imagine!

    Come see for yourself why our server is the BEST place to be in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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  • Groobly’s Jibble Plump Adventures

    Groobly’s Jibble Plump Adventures
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 643
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

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    Welcome to the most groobly, blumble, jibble, and plump Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their mystical powers. – We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig to your heart’s content and find riches beyond your wildest dreams. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant slime pit where you can battle it out with other players while bouncing around like a maniac. – We have a special enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Don’t be surprised if a unicorn challenges you to a dance-off!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • ChudBusters

    ChudBusters
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 9694
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Villages Defended: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world of Minecraft where you can travel to Germany without even leaving your couch. That’s right, we have a special portal that will transport you to the beautiful landscapes of Germany where you can build your own pretzel factory or ride a unicorn through the Black Forest.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride a llama to the moon and back, battle zombie chickens in the Nether, and even party with pandas in the jungle. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty or Not, Here We Build

    Crafty or Not, Here We Build
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 7504
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Votes: 8267
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Chimeras Created: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to players who find them! 2. Our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time! 3. The zombies on our server are actually friendly and give out free hugs! 4. We have a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away! 5. Our builders have created the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, including a giant hot dog made entirely out of wool!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • CraftyCraft: Day 5 of Revenge on Iran

    CraftyCraft: Day 5 of Revenge on Iran
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9776
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our explosive PvP battles will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but with pixelated graphics)! – Our nuclear-powered mobs will keep you on your toes as you try to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. – Want to build a base that can withstand a missile strike? Our indestructible blocks will make sure your creations stay standing no matter what. – Join our server and become the ultimate dictator of your own faction, ruling with an iron fist (or diamond sword). – Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with alien technology waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of living in a world where every day is like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran!

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  • Femcel Vibes Minecraft Server

    Femcel Vibes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 4146
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

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    Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where we believe that every player needs to own a diamond vibrator in order to truly experience the joy of building and mining in the game. Trust us, once you start using it, you’ll never want to play Minecraft without it again!

    Just like the author of this quote, you too can experience true happiness by joining our server and embracing the power of the vibrator. Who knew that a simple tool could bring so much joy and excitement to your Minecraft adventures?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of pleasure and fun in Minecraft. And remember, a vibrator is not just a tool, it’s a way of life!

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  • Crafty Dragon Den

    Crafty Dragon Den
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 4293
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Animals Bred: 153
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and rainbow-colored creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet diamond block that poops out diamond armor every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn pig that farts out enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way.

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  • Crafty Anon’s Block Party

    Crafty Anon’s Block Party
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 4076
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 300 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Falling into the Void: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our BRUTAL Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher, the challenges are crazier, and the fun never stops! Join us if you dare for an epic adventure like no other.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But instead of running away, this player fought back with nothing but a carrot and emerged victorious, earning the title of “Carrot King” for all eternity.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every full moon, the entire world turns upside down and you must navigate through a gravity-defying maze to survive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our BRUTAL Minecraft server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

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  • FinnishFazeCraft: Where nothing can faze the Finnish man!

    FinnishFazeCraft: Where nothing can faze the Finnish man!
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 9474
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing can faze the Finnish man! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of Finnish ninjas who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 30 seconds. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. – The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot on a stick as a weapon. – Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have been known to throw block parties instead of exploding.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Finnish ninja), then join us today!

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