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NoMILAllowedTrip

aita, cultural trip, Disappointment, Europe, family trip, History, husband, hypothetical trip, Literature, London, long-term planning, MIL, Mother, mother daughter trip, mother-in-law, NoMILAllowedTrip, shared interests, sister, tailored itinerary, vibe of the trip

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	255	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of boring family trips where everyone gets along and has a great time? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your family have been planning a trip to Europe for years, dreaming of all the historical sites and literary landmarks you’ll visit. But suddenly, your husband’s mother decides she wants to join in on the fun. Will she fit in with your mom and sister? Will she ruin the carefully crafted vibe of your trip? Only time will tell!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics in a virtual world. Will you choose to include your MIL in your European adventure, or will you stick to your original plans and risk hurting her feelings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knew a simple family trip could be so entertaining?

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

Benjamin Netanyahu, BlinkenCraft, bridging hostage proposal, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, gaza, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage release, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, palestinian authority, peace talks, political tension, Secretary of State, Server, united states, US Secretary Blinken

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ores Mined:	2146

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on. like, one time, we had dis epic battle between a giant chicken and a herd of llamas. it was wild, man.

also, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the lava traps, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so come join us on dis server, where anything can happen and the fun never stops. trust me, u won’t regret it.

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Domination

Border dispute, Conflict, control, diplomatic tensions, disputed territories, Domination, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, occupation, peace negotiations, political claims, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Holy Grails Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT MORE UKRAINIANS TAKING OVER RUSSIAN TERRITORY THAN ZELENSKY CLAIMS! BUILD YOUR OWN SETTLEMENTS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! WHO NEEDS KURSK OBLAST WHEN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN MINECRAFT EMPIRE?! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE!

Cellphone Bart’s Prank Calls

Bart Simpson, Bart Simpson humor, Bart Simpson prank calls, Bart Simpson quotes, Bart’s, Calls, cell phone, cell phone culture, cellphone, classic tv, comedy, funny quotes, humor, humor in technology, iconic TV characters, modern communication, modern era, Nostalgia, phone pranks, prank, prank calls, Technology, television, the Simpsons

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	159	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can prank call peeps while building epic structures? well, u in luck cuz on this server, we got bart simpson himself as a mod! he be pullin pranks left n right, like turning all the pigs into flying cows or making all the trees dance to disco music.

but that ain’t all, we also got a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot and battle evil mobs. and if u lucky, u might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe bart’s pranks). trust me, u won’t regret it!

GirlPowerCraft

academic achievement, academic research, female-dominated disciplines, field diversity, gender bias, gender disparity, gender equality, gender imbalance, GirlPowerCraft, grant applications, grant funding, grant funding success, grant success rates, male-dominated fields, research evaluation, research quality, research success, researcher evaluation, STEM Fields, women in physics, women in stem

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Emeralds Found:	2664
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

So, like, this server is totally wack, man. We got a study that says the more women on the server, the lower the success rate of grant applications. But get this, if you’re a chick in a dude-dominated field like physics, you’re gonna be a rockstar on this server! We got all the lady physicists killin’ it out here, showin’ those male-dominated fields who’s boss. Join now for a wild ride filled with grant applications and researcher evaluations that’ll blow your mind!

Welcome to The Crib – where even your virtual blocky house has a better mortgage rate than your real one! 🏠🎮 #MinecraftMadness

1.7, Anarchy, available.., bedrock, blocky, Crib, Discord, Factions, House, Ip:, java, Join, Live, major versions, MinecraftMadness, Mortgage, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Rate, real, Server Experience, server supports, smp, Versions, virtual, Wiki

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4176	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	5111

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to Latest

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock Edition.
What type of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes.
Is there a Discord server for TheCrib?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc
Are there any version restrictions for Java players?	No, the server supports Java versions from 1.7 to the latest release.

BaldursCraft Server

baldurs gate, BaldursCraft, companions, FAQ, Hug The Lach Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, Polls, ps5 trailer, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7904
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	New Chunks Explored:	977938
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and romance options that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. Long rest often to unlock hidden camp scenes and advance companion quests – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

Recruit Minthara without going down the evil path by knocking her out in Act 1 – just be prepared to miss out on a steamy sex scene (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? The more loot, the merrier!

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ but with even more twists and turns. Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a drastic change in appearance. Enable Karmic Dice for smoother gameplay, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Vote on romance options, race, class, and companions – because your choices shape the world around you (or at least the world of our server). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Minecraft SMP: StableDude69

AI boorus, amd, controlnet, CPU, Discord, furry artist, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Minecraft, models, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, real artist, smp, stable diffusion, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableDude69, Train LORAs

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6060
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	144
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you, cuntboys, futas, or trans players allowed. Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of furry artists creating mind-blowing masterpieces. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the art they produce.

2. Our LORAs are trained to perfection, thanks to our top-notch guides and resources. You’ll never see AI like this anywhere else.

3. Need to optimize Stable Diffusion? We’ve got you covered with crazy CPU hacks and AMD GPU wizardry. Your gameplay will never be the same.

4. Want to learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got guides for that too. You’ll be creating stunning visuals in no time.

5. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Get ready to be amazed.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club. See you in the game!

NoFriendNoTrip Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Decision making, exclusion, exhaustion, friendship, Frustration, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, NoFriendNoTrip, Planning, PRESSURE, Resentment, rules, Server, stress, strict parents, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Void Gems Collected:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3680
Dimension Hops:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5281	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the strict rules of Stella’s parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time where curfews don’t exist and driving restrictions are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can stay up past 11pm, drive any car you want (even a virtual Lamborghini), and sleep over at your friends’ virtual houses without any parental interference. No need to worry about getting a ride home, just hop on a virtual Uber and party all night long.

Don’t let Stella’s parents cramp your style, join our server and let loose with your friends. We promise you won’t have to deal with any drama like Stella’s strict rules. Plus, we have virtual day trips to exotic destinations just a click away – no need to worry about gas money or angry parents here!

So come join us and leave Stella’s rules behind. You deserve a break from the stress and drama, and our server is the perfect place to escape to. See you in the virtual world!

TinderTattlerCraft

aita, Applebees, Asshole, Business, fate, Friends, husband, INFORMATION, match, Notification, profile, restroom, right thing, Tinder, TinderTattlerCraft, unmatched, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magic Items Found:	4188
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	1091	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy encounters you might have!

Join us and you might just find yourself in a situation like the time I caught someone’s wife on Tinder while eating at Applebee’s. Imagine the thrill of confronting a cheating spouse in the virtual world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now!