Tongzhi Hotline Association – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

YeehawCraft SMP: Americans Were Right
American sports, AMERICANS, biggest talents, competitive balance, Draft, equal opportunity, league structure, PARITY, player development, PLAYOFFS, Salary Cap, smp, Soccer, sports leagues, talent evaluation, talent scouting, Team Building, team performance, Tension, unpredictable outcomes, weakest team, YeehawCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a salary cap to ensure that no one can just buy their way to victory like in soccer! That’s right, no diamond-studded armor here, you gotta earn your way to the top.
But wait, there’s more! We have playoffs to keep the action going until the very end. No early finishes here, folks. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with blocks.
And don’t worry if you’re starting off as the weakest player, our draft system allows you to pick up some big talents and potentially catch up to the big dogs. Of course, it doesn’t always work out, but hey, that’s half the fun!
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s see who will reign supreme in this blocky world!

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ExBand-It Minecraft Server
bigger picture., dj, entertainment agency, ex girlfriend, ExBandIt, feelings, first dance, fragile, guests, high school, Hotel, Minecraft, mutual friends, Portfolio, PROFESSIONAL, reception venue, refund, Server, Upset, venue manager, wedding band
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this wild wedding story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.
Join our server and experience the thrill of encountering your high school ex as the lead singer of the band at your wedding! Will you kick them out like the OP did, or will you let them serenade you with their sweet melodies? The choice is yours!
But beware, just like the OP’s wife, other players may not understand your actions and may accuse you of still having feelings for your ex. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and come out on top?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a wedding with an unexpected ex appearance, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

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PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP
dream come true, dream prize, endless abundance, exclusive gift, extraordinary gift, grand prize, jackpot prize, lavish abundance, lifetime supply, luxury item, Minecraft, never-ending stock, once in a lifetime opportunity, PrizePiggy, rare chance, smp, top choice, ultimate indulgence, ultimate reward, ultimate win, unlimited access, unlimited luxury, wish fulfillment
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only prize is bragging rights? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… diamond pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about running out of tools again as you mine your way to victory.
But that’s not all! Join our wacky community where players ride around on pigs wearing top hats and build houses out of giant floating cupcakes. We once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon… and actually made it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of diamond pickaxes and the envy of all your blocky friends.

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NoCashNoCraft
betray, Boundaries, compromise, conscience, Deceive, dignity, dishonesty, Ethics, Integrity, Limits, MONEY, Morals, Never, NoCashNoCraft, personal beliefs, Principles, sacrifice, Self Respect, self worth, sell out, VALUES
Join our Minecraft server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who will challenge you to build the tallest tower made entirely of TNT. And if you can survive the explosion, you’ll be crowned the king of chaos! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

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UkrainianCraft: Kursk Ops – More Power!
conflict zone, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Hodges, intelligence report, Kursk, Kursk region, military assessment, military capabilities, military capacity, Military operations, military readiness, military strength, military tactics, nato, Operation, Ops, power, strategic planning, surprise attack, UkrainianCraft, ukrainians
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military capacity than you could ever imagine! we’re like the ukrainians in the kursk region, but even more badass! we’ve got tanks, helicopters, and even nukes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we dominate the minecraft world like never before. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show everyone who’s boss!

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V for Vanilla – Where the only thing reset is your addiction to Minecraft! 1.21

addiction, AREA, Ban, BOMBERS, border, Chat, Cheating, DOXING, finland, Griefing, java, killing, Minecraft, Moderation, Permanet, Reset, rules, semi anarchy, smp, Spawn, Survival, Tnt, Vanilla, world

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with players from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience, we welcome you to join us.

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3-month temporary ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on the server?

As V For Vanilla aims to provide a true vanilla experience, the use of mods that alter gameplay is not allowed. Optifine and minimap mods are exceptions.

2. Are there any restrictions on building in the world?

Players are free to build wherever they like, but be aware that griefing is allowed. It’s recommended to hide and protect your valuable builds.

3. How do I report a player for cheating?

You can report a player by contacting a moderator or admin on the Discord server. Please provide evidence if possible.

4. What should I do if I encounter a hacker on the server?

If you suspect a player of hacking, please report them to a moderator or admin. Do not engage with the hacker or confront them directly.

5. Can I request a map reset?

Map resets are not planned at this time. The server aims to maintain a long-term world for players to build and explore in.

MelNeko’s Minecraft Server!
Archive, backup, Community, Content Creator, Download, Fans, Friend, Gaming, Help, Last Night, Mel Nekomata, MelNekos, Minecraft, ONLINE, recording, Request, Save, Server, Share, Stream, Support, twitch, Video
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Mel Nekomata herself! Rumor has it she’s been spotted riding a diamond-encrusted unicorn while battling a horde of evil creepers. Don’t miss out on the action!
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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The One-Trick Pony SMP: Minecraft Shenanigans
banal, Boring, cliched, dull, LIMITED, Minecraft, monotonous, one trick pony, OneTrick, overdone, pony, predictable, Repetitive, Shenanigans, shitboard, smp, Tiresome, uncreative, unexciting, unimaginative, uninspired, uninteresting, Unoriginal, unvaried
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tricks? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of chaos and insanity!
Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next. From exploding chickens to giant pink llamas, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to shower with riches. Will you be lucky enough to encounter this majestic beast?
So why waste your time on a boring old server when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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SnobbyCraft Minecraft Server
Boundaries, child welfare, condescending advice, council estate, criticism, Enabling, family dynamics, father figure, HR, learn their lesson, middle class, Minecraft, modelling gigs, overstep, parenting, part-time dad, Posh, rich coworker, Server, snob, SnobbyCraft, tough love, Working class
Are you tired of dealing with snobby HR managers who think they know everything? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggles of being a full-time dad to your nephew while your brother chases modeling gigs. Build your own virtual family and show Susan who’s boss by creating the ultimate blocky empire. Let’s see if she can handle the pressure of surviving in our crazy world! Join now and let’s build some epic adventures together!

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NoGiftNoPartyCraft
blanket, bridal shower gift, bride, colors, complexity, cost, Crochet, DECEMBER, design, Expertise, family, handmade gift, Materials, NoGiftNoPartyCraft, pattern, sister, SIZE, tradition, Wedding, wedding present
Are you tired of boring old bridal showers where you have to buy the same old gifts for the bride-to-be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a unique bridal shower experience like no other!
Join our server and instead of buying a traditional gift, you can crochet a virtual blanket for the bride-to-be! Not only will you save money on materials, but you’ll also have a chance to show off your creativity and skills in a whole new way.
And if your mom tries to tell you it’s “tradition” to buy a gift, just tell her that on our server, we make our own traditions. Who needs a physical gift when you can give the gift of a pixelated masterpiece?
So come join us on our server and crochet your way to bridal shower success. Who knows, maybe the bride-to-be will even wear your virtual blanket down the virtual aisle!

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