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XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	101
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	5435	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ores Mined:	6882
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!

WrongCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WrongCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	126	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crops Grown:	2078	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!

ShameCraft: Country Edition

ashamed, Corruption, Country, culture, discrimination, Edition, education, Environment, Government, Healthcare, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Politics, POVERTY, racism, shame, ShameCraft, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crops Grown:	1242	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?

BlueRoom Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, ancient shrine, Archaeological excavation, archaeological site, archaeology, Artifacts, blue room, BlueRoom, cultural heritage, Excavation, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical site, italy, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare finds, roman history, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Farms Harvested:	370
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, JUST LIKE THIS RARE BLUE ROOM THEY FOUND IN POMPEII! COME JOIN US AND UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF THIS ANCIENT SHRINE, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL UNLEASH A CURSE OR SUMTHIN, BUT YOLO RIGHT?! JOIN US AND DIG, DIG, DIG YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLUELOVE #ANCIENTDIAMONDS #CURSEYOLO

FrostyTroopBabiesCraft

babies, controversial, Cryopreservation, Dead Troops, Ethics, fertility, first, FrostyTroopBabiesCraft, Frozen Sperm, Future, Genetic, Legacy, Military, parenthood, Raising, Reproduction, russia, Science, Technology

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	169
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dimension Hops:	4

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.

and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BooBooPlaceboCraft

BELIEF, Boo-boo kisses, BooBooPlaceboCraft, care, Childhood, comfort, Emotional support, first experience, healing, love, medical placebo, Medical Treatment, mind-body connection, Nurturing, pain relief, placebo effect, placebo response, placebo therapy, placebos, Psychological, soothing, Trust

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Potions Brewed:	115	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	113

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.

picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPCOS: ArtemisRx

Alternative Medicine, antimalarial, Artemisinin, ArtemisRx, CraftyPCOS, drug therapy, fertility, health, herbal remedy, holistic health, hormonal disorder, hormonal imbalance, malaria drug, Medical research, medication, natural treatment, PCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Treatment, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A BLAST AND LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

ChildlessCraft: Where the only kids are the ones in the mines. 1.21 update!

Adult, Adults, Central US, ChildlessCraft, common sense, Community, Discord, ETHICAL, Experience, games, hard difficulty, Kids, Minecraft, Mines, passionate, RACK, respectful, rules, Server, Survival, Unique, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchantments Applied:	63	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Infinity Stones Found:	2

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	vanilla.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	http://www.kidlesscraft.com
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	Vanilla / Survival / Hard Difficulty
Version	1.21

Core Server Rules

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

Joining the Server

We have an easy whitelist process to get started via discord, just click the link http://www.discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you can follow the easy whitelist process via our discord server. Click the link provided and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

The server offers Vanilla gameplay with a focus on Survival mode and Hard Difficulty.

Where is the server located?

The server is located in Central US.