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Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	370980	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like, “Why isn’t Mohammed’s face blacked out on this Islamic iconography?” Is it because it’s Shia? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join now for a chance to explore hidden secrets, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even discover the real reason behind Mohammed’s unblacked out face!

Stop Begging for Diamonds

3d, Beggar, begging, begging behavior, begging for approval, begging for attention, begging for fame, begging for help, begging for love, begging for money, begging for recognition, begging for success, begging for support, begging for validation, diamonds, Earn, Management, punishment, Quota, song, STOP, supas

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Join our server where the owner literally begs people to send her supas on her 3D avatar! She even released a song titled “I Beg You” – talk about dedication! Rumor has it she was cursed by a wizard to beg for supas or face eternal punishment in the Nether realm.

But fear not, for on this server, you will embark on quests to help lift the curse and earn riches beyond your wildest dreams! Build your own castle, tame a dragon, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of this wild adventure! Who knows, you might even become the hero who saves the owner from her supa-begging fate!

DaddyDaycare Minecraft Server: Leave your kids with /v/ for a quick break!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Votes:	2751	Falling into the Void:	2

Hey gamers, are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join our server and protect the daughters of a mysterious player who trusts us with their safety! Will you be able to keep them safe from creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and teamwork. Explore magical lands, build epic structures, and fight off hordes of enemies with your friends!

So come join us and prove that you have what it takes to be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world. And remember, don’t let the daughters down!

Crafty World Chaos

Analysis, Chaos, China, Civilization, Collapsing Civilization, Crafty, Crisis, current events, Downfall, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, MISTAKES, politicians, resurgence, Resurgent Civilization, West, world, world powers

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Void Armor Forged:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1553
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the geopolitical situation is more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village! 🧨

On this server, the West is like a crumbling sandcastle, while China is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. How did those Western politicians mess up so bad? Well, rumor has it they tried to build a wall around their spawn point but accidentally trapped themselves inside! 🤦‍♂️

But fear not, brave Minecrafters! Join our server and help us navigate this crazy world where alliances shift like sand in a desert storm. Build epic bases to protect yourself from rival factions, or team up with others to take down the Ender Dragon together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why those Western politicians are so clueless! 🤫

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! 🌍🔥

CraftyFireEmblemFrenzy – Join the LOLs & Battles!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Votes:	5868	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to summon your favorite Fire Emblem Heroes characters and battle it out in epic events that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

But that’s not all! We have a special Event Calendar that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the game. And if you need some guidance, check out our Links and Guides section for all the tips and tricks you’ll ever need!

And get this – we even have a Summoning Cost Simulator that will let you test your luck without spending a single diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Poor Parental Pals Minecraft Server

anger, childhood trauma, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, Family issues, Frustration, generational poverty, hatred, long-term effects of childhood trauma, low socioeconomic status, mental anguish, mental health, Minecraft, negative emotions, PALS, Parental, parents, Poor, POVERTY, Resentment, resentment towards parents, Server, toxic relationships

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Buildings Constructed:	33
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape from your poor, retarded parents and live out your wildest blocky dreams!

Join us for a chance to build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn through the Nether. Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will explode in the faces of your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will log on to personally congratulate you for being the coolest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your lame parents and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

GenderBenderCraft: Because Steve’s fabulous in a dress!

1. Gender identity, 10. Human rights, 11. Social justice, 12. Discrimination, 13. Identity, 14. Inclusivity, 15. Acceptance, 16. Diversity, 17. Empowerment, 18. Intersectionality, 19. Activism, 2. Transgender rights, 20. Equality., 3. LGBTQ+ community, 4. Gender discrimination, 5. Gender equality, 6. Feminism, 7. LGBTQ+ rights, 8. Transphobia, 9. Gender stereotypes, dress, Fabulous, GenderBenderCraft, Steves

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations, but who’s counting?

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just needs a hug.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he’s building a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks as we speak.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even Notch himself is jealous of our server. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Blocky Booty Brawl: Where Brazilian Babes Battle American Bros

American, american culture, american guys, Babes, battle, blocky, BOOTY, brawl, Brazilian, Brazilian culture, brazilian women, bros, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, DATING, gender dynamics, hookup culture, international dating, Interracial Relationships, Intimacy, relationships, sex, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, social norms, Stereotypes, stereotypes about american men, stereotypes about brazilian women

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	1135	Runes Activated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
New Chunks Explored:	499557	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Brazilian vs American Love Connection Minecraft server! Ever wondered if Brazilian women actually fuck American guys? Well, on our server, you can find out for yourself! Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, adventure, and maybe even a little scandal.

Our server is filled with hot Brazilian babes and charming American hunks just waiting to meet you. Build your dream love nest, go on romantic dates, and maybe even start a family (Minecraft style, of course).

But be warned, things can get a little spicy on our server. You never know what kind of drama or steamy love affairs might unfold. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you asking yourself, do Brazilian women really fuck American guys?

MineCrafty McMineFace 2023

2023, Action-Adventure, ancient prophecy, challenging gameplay, Character customization, dark fantasy, epic boss battles, fallen angels, Hero’s Journey, immersive world, intense combat, Kino, Lords of the Fallen, McMineFace, minecrafty, mysterious storyline, Next Gen Graphics, powerful weapons, Redemption, RPG, salvation, video game

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of kino!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking you, and diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can find their secret hideout, they will teach you their ways and you’ll become the most feared beatboxing llama in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the kino madness for yourself!

MarijuanaCraft: Where Every Day is 4/20 and Muhammad is Fabulous

Day, Fabulous, fag, Gay, Hahahah, hippo, Marijuana, MarijuanaCraft, Muhammad, Muhammad awareness

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Runes Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Votes:	6556	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined and found themselves in a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep that could fly. Yes, you heard that right. Flying sheep! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret dance party every night where the creepers bust out their best moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our hilarious Minecraft world!