Minecraft SMP: TrumpBroGoneWrong

bros, Challenges, Crisis, current events, Downfall, election, leadership, Minecraft, News, not looking good, opposition, Politics, republican party, smp, Support, tough times, trump, Trump administration, TrumpBroGoneWrong, uh oh, uncertainty, US president, White House

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Star Shards Collected:	135	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	4580	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by zombie pigmen wearing MAGA hats! Join us and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant floating toupee! Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most luxurious wall around your base to keep out the creepers and skeletons who are secretly working for Herobrine! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and MAGA madness!

WeddingCrashCraft

destination wedding, uninvited guest, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest advice, wedding guest controversy, wedding guest dilemma, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest etiquette rules, wedding guest faux pas, wedding guest invitation restrictions, wedding guest list, wedding guest protocol, wedding invitation, wedding party, wedding planning, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	591030	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inviting your boyfriend to a hotel room causes drama worthy of a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the secret boyfriend hidden in a hotel room. Who knew such a scandal could unfold in the world of Minecraft?

Embark on epic quests and build friendships stronger than any wedding invitation. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to adventure with?

Join now and experience the thrill of drama, intrigue, and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll stumble upon next? It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

CraftyHobbyist SMP

CraftyHobbyist, creative outlet, enjoyment, favorite hobby, favorite pastime, Fun, hobbies, hobby, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, interests, leisure activities, leisure pursuits, Passion, Pastime, personal time, recreational activities, Relaxation, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Towns Built:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	5638	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

If your answer isn’t “building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in Minecraft,” then you need to join our SMP right now! We have a community of players who are all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and absurdity. One time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava – and they survived! So if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad genius and create the most bonkers builds you can imagine, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

PixelChicks: No Flex Zone

flex, PixelChicks, Zone

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Towns Built:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with hunky Steve lookalikes just waiting to impress you with their block-building skills!

Join our server and witness the epic battle of the sexes as the men try to impress the ladies with their pixelated muscles and questionable fashion choices. From awkward pick-up lines to failed attempts at building extravagant structures, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who think wearing a blocky suit of armor is the height of fashion? Or witness a heated debate over the best way to farm wheat in the virtual world? You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so come join us and see for yourself!

And who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – because love (and creepers) are always in the air!

SquadGoalsCraft

Cori Bush, Defeat, democratic party, Democratic primary, election results, grassroots activism, Missouri, political campaigns, political dynamics, political news, Politics, primary election, progressive, progressive agenda, progressive candidates, progressive movement, progressive movement setbacks, Progressive Politics, setback, squad, SquadGoalsCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

so like, you know that cori bush chick? she like lost the primary, man. but like, don’t be sad, come join our minecraft server instead! we got like, a whole squad of crazy progressive players who are always up for a challenge. we even have a special event where you can battle it out in a virtual primary election to see who will be the next leader of the server! come join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments, you won’t regret it!

CountCraft: The Billion Block Challenge

billion, BLOCK, challenge, CountCraft, Counting, counting challenge, counting exercise, Counting Game, counting practice, counting skills, counting to one billion, impossible task, Math, mathematical challenge, number counting, number sequence, Numbers, numerical challenge, numerical proof, numerical skills, proof

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Star Shards Collected:	87	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	5780
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server dat will make u question ur very existence. dis server is so cray cray dat u will be like “am i in a dream or did i just eat too many mushrooms?”

join dis server if u wanna be part of a community dat is so obsessed with counting to 1 Billion dat they have forgotten how to do anything else. we have a counting competition every hour and the winner gets a virtual high five and a pat on the back.

but beware, once u start counting, u may never be able to stop. some players have been counting for so long dat they have forgotten their own names and now only respond to numbers.

so come on down to our server and see if u have what it takes to count to 1 Billion. but be warned, once u start, there’s no turning back.

CzechCraft: Tornado Tales

CzechCraft, Czechia, damage survey, disaster response, emergency management, extreme weather, lessons learned, natural disaster, societal impacts, Tales, Tornado, tornado aftermath, tornado damage assessment, tornado damage mitigation, tornado disaster recovery, tornado impact assessment, tornado preparedness, tornado recovery, tornado risk assessment, tornado safety measures, tornado warning systems

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more chaotic than the weather in Czechia is the pvp battles! we had a tornado hit our server on June 24, 2021 and it was lit af. you gotta see the damage survey we did, it’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland but with creepers and zombies instead of mutants.

the societal impacts were huge, like people started forming factions and fighting for resources like diamonds and emeralds. it was like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks.

we learned so many lessons from the tornado, like always build a secure shelter and never trust a pigman in a suit of armor. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, it’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your crafting skills.

Samsara: Where even ghosts need a whitelist to play Minecraft cross-platform on vanilla SMP 1.21!

Bastions, Biomes, Challenging, Crossplatform, Discord, East Coast, end cities, Ghosts, grave stones, HANDCRAFTED, Hardcore, Landclaim, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, no-frills, Play, Samsara, smp, Structures, Survival, united states, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Welcome to Samsara!

Dive into Samsara, a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. This passion project has evolved through torrents of creativity and painstaking dedication, resulting in a vibrant and unique landscape. Samsara offers an unparalleled opportunity to explore, build, and live in a world that ignites the same wanderlust and awe reminiscent of early days in World of Warcraft and old-school RuneScape. Inspired by diverse design philosophies like those behind Northrend in WoW, Samsara’s world is never monotonous. Each zone tells its own story. Join the whitelist now on our Discord!

🔗 Full Website – Samsara.gg ✅ Join the Discord 📷 Follow us on Instagram

SERVER INFO

Version	1.21 Vanilla Java AND Bedrock
Server Location	East Coast, United States
Official Start Date	Wednesday, June 19th, 2024

Survival

play.samsara.gg

whitelist

landclaim, voicechat, overworld piglins, giantspawn, grave stones

Hardcore

hard.samsara.gg

no whitelist

just hardcore goodness

What We Do NOT Have

NO fancy spawn, just a cozy tavern to stay the night
NO loot crates, titles, or paid for features
NO teleporting or item-spawning
NO world border
NO donations, voting, or ranks!

Come Play If You Want…

A EPIC hand crafted map
Impossible biomes
Familiar structures in brand new settings
END CITIES in deserts
BASTIONS in caves
Mob heads, Voice Chat, Multiplayer Sleep, Landclaim, Grave stones
A NEW and CHALLENGING experience

😎 Be kind and join the whitelist via the discord 👑

MineCraft XIVG – Endwalker Server

Balmung, Braaskin map, endwalker, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, x files, xivg

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our latest patch notes (7.05) where we’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers for your entertainment. You won’t find these updates anywhere else, trust us!

Looking for resources, free companies, and linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon or two. Join now and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening from August 8th to August 26th, where you can participate in crazy quests, battle fire-breathing unicorns, and maybe even win a magical sword that shoots lasers. Who knows what surprises await you!

And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups where you can hang out with other players and discuss important topics like the meaning of life, the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon, and whether pineapple belongs on pizza. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Previous players can attest to the insanity of our server, so don’t miss out on the fun. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Suffering-Free Spain SMP

Beautiful architecture, coastal retreats, cultural experiences, European destination, foodie paradise, Happiness, leisurely lifestyle, long tail tags, Mediterranean charm, peaceful atmosphere, positive vibes, Relaxation, smp, spain, stress free, suffering-free zone, SufferingFree, sunny weather, tourist hotspot, travel, vacation, vibrant cities

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	3897	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Potions Brewed:	97
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Spain is a suffering-free zone! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They spit with deadly accuracy, so watch out!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the base is also home to a mischievous group of baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is ruled by a benevolent dictator who goes by the name of Sir Fluffykins. He may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – he has a strict “no suffering” policy and will ban anyone who dares to break the rules.

4. We host weekly llama races where players can saddle up their llama mounts and compete for epic prizes. Just be careful not to get trampled by a stampede of angry llamas!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where suffering is just a distant memory. Just watch out for those llamas – they’re not to be messed with!

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