| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6658 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6707 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3798 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4514 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.
join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1670 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 1088 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| IP Address | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacked clients allowed? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. |
| Is crystal PvP enabled? | No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. |
| Is the world map permanent? | Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset. |
| Are TNT duplication methods allowed? | Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server. |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5094 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 858548 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2861 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1786 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 157 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 639 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 452 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7274 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?
So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8602 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 755154 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.
So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4489 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 487925 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 53 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 887 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 111 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
