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PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	644	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Votes:	1241	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crops Grown:	9413	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5241	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4844
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!