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No-Modding Minecraft Server

anticipation, Community, Customization, DELAY, Development, Disappointment, early access, Features, fotm, Frustration, Gaming, indie, indie games, long tail, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, NoModding, online play, Server, update, Wishlist

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

Atlus, Beloved, blocky, Chronicles, controversy, developer, fanbase, Gaming, Gaming Community, hate, japanese games, Japanese RPGs., Jrpg, JRPG developer, long tail tags: ATLUS controversy, Minecraft, niche market, Persona series, Persona series fans, RPG, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei community, smp, video games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Farms Harvested:	374	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Runes Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9525
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Emeralds Found:	9863
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchantments Applied:	255	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mines Excavated:	4092	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!