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UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	787
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	87	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7859	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	4540

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, kids are banned! That’s right, no annoying little ones asking for your hard-earned resources. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any tiny humans ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a parent’s dream come true!

KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever

Agreement, Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, North Korea, putin, PutinPalsForever, russia, sanctions, solidarity, summit, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5348	Potions Brewed:	197
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination

BoomerCraft: Finish Before Death

aging gamers, BoomerCraft, death, digital hoarding, Finish, finishing games, future trend, game backlog, game completion, gamer lifestyle, gaming bucket list, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming goals, gaming habits, gaming legacy, gaming nostalgia, gaming priorities, gaming trend, life goals, old gamers, Steam library, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

yOu know what’s better than finishing all dem games in your steam library? JOINING DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We got a secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and chickens wear diamond armor.

Our admin once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples at the end.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional lag spike.

AntidepressantCraft: Reimagined

AntidepressantCraft, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, Evidence, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, Psychiatry, reframing, Reimagined, Role, scientists, serotonin deficit hypothesis, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8115	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL CURE UR SEROTONIN DEFICIT HYPOTHESIS FOR MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER! WE GOT ANTIDEPRESSANT BLOCKS DAT WILL MAKE U FEEL ALL HAPPY AND SHIZZ! SCIENTISTS SAY IT WORKS, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT, RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER GOT A SPECIAL FRAMEWORK FOR UNDERSTANDING HOW CLASSIC ANTIDEPRESSANTS WORK IN TREATING MDD. WE RE-EMPHASIZE THEIR IMPORTANCE BY BUILDING GIANT PILL STRUCTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U CAN TAKE ON THE WHOLE BLOCKY WORLD!

JOIN US AND LET’S REFRAME THE CLINICAL CONVERSATION AROUND ANTIDEPRESSANTS IN A MINECRAFTY WAY! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN JUST MINE AND CRAFT UR WAY TO HAPPINESS? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME HAPPY BLOCKS TOGETHER! 🤪🎮🚀