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Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	886841

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

Achievements, Adventures, air drop, Auctions, boss killing, Bosses, Casino, Chillcraft, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, hats, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Shops, Structures, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1335
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

54.36.232.15:25583

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

animal, animal characters, Animal Vtuber, Anthropomorphic, Babes, cross-species romance, Digital Content Creation, Digital Ethics, ethical concerns, FANTASY, Human, hybrid beings, interspecies relationships, Minecraft, online communities, role playing, Server, Social Interaction, Technology, virtual avatars, virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ores Mined:	1233
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

ammo charts, arena website, change list, Discord, eftg, Escape, escape from tarkov, general, grooming servers., Gun Builder Website, Killa edition, Minecraft, newfags, offline single player, Overswing calculator, patch notes, quest tracker, russian sneedware, smp, spt, Tarkov, tarkov needs, written guide

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	91
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

assets, BUILD, Church, Communication, concerns, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, generations, inherit, Inheritance, Legacy, memorial fund, parents, Properties, PropertyCraft, Religion, Siblings, Support, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	2765	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

Contentment, everyday happiness, Happiness, insignificant pleasures, joy, little happiness, little joys, little things, Minecraft, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small delights of life, small happiness, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small things, smp, tiny delights, tiny joys, TinyJoy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPantyPop

female anatomy, female arousal, female body, female genitalia, female physiology, female reproductive system, female sexual arousal, female sexual desire, female sexual excitement, female sexual function, female sexual pleasure, female sexual response, female sexual satisfaction, female sexual stimulation, female sexuality, female sexuality issues, PixelPantyPop, random arousal, sexual arousal, sexual response, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

Adventure, Ales, Brewing, crazy, Custom Recipes, detailed market, Discord, DOMINATE, doodle, Dynamic world, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, friendship, Funky, Legacy, Map, Market system, Nations, Rich world, Semi Vanilla, server info, Stuff, Survival, Trade, tribe management, Tribes, Wacky, weapons, wines, world

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4371
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

World of Elak

Version: java 1.20.1

Features:

Survival Gameplay	Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System	Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
Economy	Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons	Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing	Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes	Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server information in our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I create my own tribe?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
Are there any in-game events?	We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

criticism, DAWNTRAIL, FIRED, game development, game industry, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming news, gaming updates., Minecraft, negative feedback, negative reviews, Online Community, player reactions, player reviews, Server, Steam, Sunken, Video game culture, video games, XIV, Yoshi

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!