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The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
New Chunks Explored:	651982	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crops Grown:	9407
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	687378	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Magic Items Found:	5908

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	836508	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5754	Emeralds Found:	5255
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Star Shards Collected:	246	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
New Chunks Explored:	628347	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Void Armor Forged:	22
Magic Items Found:	4425	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4130	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun