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RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear option, Politics, power, putin, Red Lines, RedLineDefend, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Tension, War, world affairs

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	209	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Towns Built:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

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Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	243
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Crops Grown:	9983	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Potions Brewed:	51	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchantments Applied:	105	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3581	Chimeras Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!