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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1013 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1790 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5875 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
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