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Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Magic Items Found:	3945
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a server like no other, where you can post your kinkiest tags, chat about your weirdest fetishes, and even have a good ol’ fap session with your fellow players.

In our Nurse on Duty edition, you’ll have the pleasure of being healed by our resident sexy nurse whenever you take damage in-game. But be warned, she might just be a little too eager to give you a sponge bath…

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can explore your wildest fantasies while building epic structures and battling mobs? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good time.

So come on and join us at /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, if things get a little too steamy).

SisWeddingMC Server

arguments, aruba, Commitment, Communication, compromise, decision, family, Going, Invitation, Marriage, October, photographer, plus one, relationship, Rude, Server, sister’s wedding, SisWeddingMC, Upset, WIBTA, Wife, Without

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this 40M who found himself in a sticky situation with his 40F wife over a wedding invite!

Picture this: you’re happily building your dream castle in our server, when suddenly your virtual wife starts demanding a plus one to a virtual wedding in Aruba! Will you choose to be the photographer and stick to your commitment, or will you face the wrath of your virtual wife’s fury? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic arguments and outrageous scenarios along the way!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual drama and chaos like this? Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, and where even the most mundane situations can turn into a hilarious adventure!

Join us now and let the laughter and chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wild as this 40M’s wedding invite dilemma. See you in the game!

CraftyStepSibsNoShare

back to school, child’s belongings, children’s needs, classroom etiquette, communication with ex, CraftyStepSibsNoShare, donated supplies, family dynamics, labeling, Parental Responsibility, personal boundaries, personal items, school expenses, school policies, school supplies, sharing, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, stepsiblings, supply organization, teacher communication

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and supplies? Look no further than our server, where we believe in labeling your items and not being forced to share with your stepsiblings!

Join us and never worry about your crayons or color pencils getting ruined by rough kids again. Our server is a safe space for all your personal supplies, no sharing required!

We’ve even had parents contacting us about the importance of not making their kids share supplies with their stepsiblings. One parent even went as far as saying they’re not responsible for providing for their ex’s stepkids – and we totally get it!

So if you’re tired of being called a selfish bitch for wanting to keep your supplies to yourself, join our server and let your creativity flow without the fear of your sharpener getting destroyed by a stepbrother. Trust us, it’s a crayon-tastic time!

SwitchLifeSMP: WhoUWant?

Adventure, Alternate Reality, aspiration, Celebrity, Curiosity, daydream, dream, envy, Escape, Experience, Exploration, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fascination, imagination, role reversal, switch lives, SwitchLifeSMP, transformation, WhoUWant, Wishful thinking, world

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

If you could switch lives with anyone in the world, it would definitely be the admin of our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon named Steve. Plus, they have the power to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens with just a snap of their fingers. Join our SMP and you too can live out your wildest dreams of ruling over a land filled with chaos and cuteness!

CheaterCraft: Lame Excuses Edition

BETRAYAL, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cheating excuses, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, cheating justifications, cheating partners, cheating rationalizations, cheating stories, Deception, dishonesty, Edition, Excuses, excuses for infidelity, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lame, Lies, relationships, Trust, unfaithfulness, worst excuses

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Votes:	715
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of getting banned for using x-ray on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we ENCOURAGE cheating! That’s right, we believe in giving everyone a fair chance to find diamonds and build epic bases without those pesky rules holding you back.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many TNT explosions). Who needs a legit excuse for cheating when you can just blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a secret government conspiracy to control Minecraft players?

So come on down to our server and let your cheating flag fly high! Just remember, if you get caught, you better come up with a better excuse than “my cat walked across my keyboard.”

MethaneMadness Minecraft Server

atmospheric methane, climate change, Decades, environmental impact, fastest rate, Global methane emissions, greenhouse gas, methane leaks, methane levels, methane monitoring, methane production, methane reduction, methane regulations, methane solutions, methane sources, methane technology, MethaneMadness, Minecraft, Rising, scientists, Server, warn

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

lol imagine if that was happening on our server! you join and suddenly the whole world is filled with fart noises and stinky clouds everywhere. but don’t worry, we have special gas masks for all players to protect them from the methane madness. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

MaduroDefeatedByOpposition

Candidate, Claims, controversy, defeated, Democracy, Disputed, election, Evidence, fraud, Government, Maduro, MaduroDefeatedByOpposition, opposition, Politics, proof, Results, south america, Sunday, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1854	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magic Items Found:	7184
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the venezuelan opposition has PROOF that they defeated maduro in a wild sunday election battle! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for political power and show off your minecraft skills! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! join now and be part of the revolution! #minecraftpolitics #madurodefeated #crazyelections

TitaniumHeartCraft

Artificial Heart, Cardiology, first time, health, Healthcare, Heart Transplant, Human Patient, Implant, innovation, Maglev-Powered, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science, patient care, Surgeons, surgery, surgical procedure, Technology, Titanium Heart, TitaniumHeartCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!

KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ores Mined:	6085	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crops Grown:	8384	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	916689	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.