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NoKeyNoEntryMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value privacy just like you value your new house key! Join us and build your own fortress of solitude where no parents, or anyone else for that matter, can enter without your permission.

Imagine a world where you can live out your wildest dreams without any pesky intruders trying to crash your party. Build a moat filled with lava to keep out nosy neighbors, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from unwanted visitors.

So come join us on this epic adventure where you can be the master of your own domain, just like you are in real life with your house key. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to rule over?

TeacherSaidMeBest – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old school lectures? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the teachers are actually creepers in disguise! That’s right, you’ll never know when your math lesson will turn into a TNT explosion. Plus, our history teacher is a zombie who can’t stop talking about the good old days of the apocalypse. So if you want a truly unique educational experience, join us now!

BlockyDisagreements

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you believe that pineapple DOES belong on pizza, that cats are actually aliens plotting to take over the world, or that the earth is flat and held up by a giant turtle named Terry.

On our server, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a house out of flying pigs, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their wild conspiracy theories and wacky antics.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, no matter how absurd or outrageous? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

one time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, and when they got there, they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting out their best dance moves. it was lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt we have every week? players have to follow clues that lead them to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love to photobomb your selfies.

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aCookieGod is a passionate and creative baker who specializes in creating delicious and eye-catching cookies. With a keen eye for detail and a talent for flavor combinations, aCookieGod has gained a loyal following for their beautifully decorated treats. From classic chocolate chip cookies to intricate sugar cookies, aCookieGod’s creations are always a hit at parties and events. With a dedication to quality ingredients and precision in decorating, aCookieGod continues to delight taste buds and impress customers with their sweet creations.

Oshi’s Neglected Messages Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber ignoring your messages? Well, look no further because on our server, our staff will respond to your messages within seconds! We even have a special “Fan Appreciation Day” where you can challenge your oshi to a 1v1 PvP match in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new favorite fan! Join now and never feel ignored again!

LittleGolliwog’s SMP Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your little golliwog do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and help feed me little golliwog!

AgeLieCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a thrilling experience that will have you questioning reality!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears and starts asking you personal questions. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our server is equipped with virtual pepper spray and tasers to keep unwanted visitors at bay.

And that’s not all – if you ever encounter a creepy stalker who somehow manages to find you on social media years later, our server will teleport you to a safe location where no weirdos can bother you.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy encounters you’ll come across next!

OpeningFlicks Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best opening scene you’ve ever seen. Picture this: as soon as you log in, you’re greeted by a flash mob of dancing villagers, a chorus of singing parrots, and a fireworks display that puts Disney to shame. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against a horde of evil llamas led by a llama king, or participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (trust us, it’s harder than it sounds).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few unexpected twists along the way. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that!

ToxicCraft: Block and Ban!

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Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that turns toxic players into adorable little kittens! That’s right, no more drama or negativity, just cute little meowing distractions. Join us and say goodbye to toxic people forever!

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3660	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magic Items Found:	4256
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

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Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	171	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	180	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1495	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4