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Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ores Mined:	7591
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Votes:	2704
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

anti-semitism, ATTACKED, Awareness, Blame, coexistence, Crafty, Defense, discrimination, Edition, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Jews, leave them alone, McCraftface, muslims, Peace, Peacekeeping, persecuted for centuries, persecution, religious conflict, tolerance, Wake Up

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Items Found:	4776
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, Bond, Caring, children, Connection, CREEPERS, devotion, emotional, family, fear, guidance, love, mamas, maternal, Motherhood, motherly, Nurturing, oh mama, parenting, Party, Role Model, sacrifice, strength, Support, Tread, unconditional love

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8425
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

attractive, beauty ideals, beauty standards, blocks, body image, Confidence, cultural preferences, Diversity, fashion trends, hot, Inclusivity, Individuality, intelligence, Minecraft, personality traits, physical appearance, pixelated, Rating, Self-expression, sense of humor, Server, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	8834	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

73608232, BlockyBanter, browse, categorize, classification, comma separated, data, filter, Generate, indexing, INFORMATION, list, LolCraft, long trail, metadata, Numbers, organization, previous, search, Sorting, tags, Trail

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9232	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	1572
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ores Mined:	1206	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mines Excavated:	4227
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

America, anti-semitism, Conflict, Crafty, CREEPERS, Defense, defense system, Dome, hezbollah, international relations, Iron, Iron Dome, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, military technology, Missiles, Pissrael, Rockets, SECURITY, Support, threat, useless, WARFARE, weapons, West

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	62	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	54
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Emeralds Found:	4272
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

AD-EU, April Trading Post, Chaos, Crafting, dragonflight.blizzard.com, Epic, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, lols, MEETUPS, MineLOL, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shiver Me Timbers, the war within, trading post items, World of Warcraft, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	3620	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!