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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 783 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
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