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The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Votes:	6323
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Towns Built:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	5837
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Farms Harvested:	310
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	92

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!