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Chip’s Cozy Minecraft SMP – Happening in Palestine #2107

Al Akhbar, Ceasefire, Chip, CHIPS, Clips, Comfy Happening, Cozy, evangelicals, GLOWNIGGERS, Happening, Israel, israel palestine conflict, lebanon, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Minecraft, Nabih Berri, Nakba Documentary, nato, News, palestine, smp, Talmud, tkd, TKDTJD11, US Marine, US proposal

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7426	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Mines Excavated:	1039	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us if you want to DENOUNCE the Talmud, endorse Total Kike Death, and fight against Glowniggers trying to subvert our server!

We have insane events like the Battle of Chama where players can target shrines and triangle areas in southern Lebanon. And don’t forget about our Livestreams featuring intense PvP battles and epic base raids!

But that’s not all, we also have a guide to the Israel-Palestine conflict because why not mix politics with Minecraft, right? So come join us and be a part of the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! Just remember, ONLY NIGGERS FAGGOTS AND KIKES POST SHIT WITHOUT SAUCE, so bring your A-game and get ready for some wild adventures!

Copenhagen Craft Minecraft SMP

ATTACKED, Beautiful, Copenhagen, Craft, Danish tv2, eksplosioner, Embassy, explosions, Hunted Down, Israel, Israeli embassies, jewgle, kikes, Krimi, live feed, local time, Minecraft, News, shots fired, smp, stockholm, tkd, Translate

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where explosions and chaos reign supreme! Just like the two explosions near the embassy in Copenhagen, our server is full of unexpected surprises and thrilling moments. And who doesn’t love a little drama like shots fired at the Israeli embassy in Stockholm? TKD (Total Krazy Destruction) is the name of the game here, so come join us and let’s hunt down some kikes… in Minecraft, of course! Live feed news straight from Danish tv2, because we like to keep things interesting. Don’t miss out on all the action, join our SMP today!

Minecraft SMP: Chip’s Cozy Adventures in Palestine #1637

Adventures, Beirut, Chip, CHIPS, Comfy Happening, Cozy, evangelicals, GLOWNIGGERS, happening announcements, Houthis, Isis, Israel, israel palestine conflict, lebanon, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Minecraft, Nakba Documentary, News, palestine, Red Sea, sdf militia, smp, syrian arab army, Talmud, tkd, ukmto, us coalition forces, US Marine, Yemen

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Animals Bred:	60	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3998	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a chaotic experience like no other! We’ve got Glowniggers trying to subvert us, earthquakes shaking things up, and even a ship being attacked in the Red Sea – talk about drama! But that’s not all, we’ve got the Syrian Arab Army thwarting infiltration attempts, ISIS making a comeback, and the US struggling to defeat the Houthis. And don’t even get us started on the Israel-Palestine conflict – we’ve got guides, documentaries, and even former US Marines sharing their hot takes. So if you’re ready for some insane adventures, join us now and denounce the Talmud while you’re at it – Total Kike Death, baby! 😂🔥 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans #JoinUsNow

ChipCraft – Cozy Adventures in MC Server

Adventures, Al-Quds Brigades, Ansarullah, Chip, ChipCraft, Comfy Happening, Cozy, evangelicals, F-22 Raptor, Gaza Strip, Hamas, israel palestine conflict, lebanon, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Nakba Documentary, Netanyahu, News, occupation, palestine, Rafah city, resistance, Server, State Department, Terrorist, TJD13, tkd, US Marine, war cabinet

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Emeralds Found:	7093
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Towns Built:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning reality! Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even the Glowniggers are trying to sabotage us – that’s how you know we’re doing something right!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server you’ll deny Israel’s legitimacy, denounce the Talmud, and endorse TKD (Total Kike Death) – it’s all in good fun, we promise! Plus, we have the latest news straight from the #Hamas movement in #Lebanon, reports of downed F-22 Raptors in Yemen, and shelling of Zionist enemy soldiers in Gaza. And if that’s not enough, we even have a guide to the Israel-Palestine conflict that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little crazy around here – but isn’t that what makes it all so fun?

ChipCraft – Cozy in Pal #1472 Minecraft Server

armed clashes, Chip, ChipCraft, Comfy Happening, Cozy, evangelicals, GLOWNIGGERS, Hamas, Houthis, IED, Israel, israel palestine conflict, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Minecraft, Nakba Documentary, News, occupation forces, Pal, palestine, resistance fighters, Server, Talmud, tkd, UN employees, US government, us military, Yemen

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to battle it out with Glowniggers, shadowy rebel groups, and resistance fighters in epic clashes that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But that’s not all! We also offer the chance to condemn Talmud, endorse Total Kike Death, and denounce Israel as a legitimate state. Plus, our floating humanitarian aid pier may or may not get dismantled by the US military due to “heavy seas” – talk about drama!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to navigate through the chaos of the Israel-Palestine conflict, watch a 1948 Nakba documentary, and learn why Evangelicals are considered useful idiots. It’s a Minecraft server experience like no other!

Minecraft TKD: Crafting Kicks & Punches

acceptance, born Jewish, Combat sports, Crafting, cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Evil, Human nature, Individuality, kicks, Martial Arts, martial arts philosophy, martial arts training, Minecraft, misconceptions, prejudice, Punches, self defense, Stereotypes, tkd, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where being born Jewish doesn’t mean you’re evil – it just means you have a great sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles! How’s that for a unique Minecraft experience?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman DJ. Imagine grooving to the latest beats while surrounded by glowing mushrooms and lava lamps – talk about a party like no other!

So come on, don’t be shy. Join our server and let your inner adventurer run wild. Who knows what wacky surprises and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. See you there! 🕶️🎉

PalestineCraft: Where Creepers Wear Keffiyehs and Villagers Bargain for Peace #1304

Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, bargain, Chip, Comfy Happening, CREEPERS, emergency bake, evangelicals, gaza, Islamic Resistance, Israel, israel palestine conflict, Keffiyehs, lebanon, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Nakba Documentary, News, palestine, PalestineCraft, Peace, Talmud, tkd, Total Kike Death, US Marine, US officials, villagers, wear

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2269
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can bake bread while fighting off Glowniggers and well-poisoning enemies? Look no further! Join our server where we bake bread to fight off the Zionist occupation forces invading our city! With over 33,843 martyrs and 76,575 wounded, the stakes are high but the bread is higher! Our fighters engage in fierce clashes with the Glowniggers and their military vehicles, using machine guns and baguettes to defend our land. Plus, our marches have successfully hit Iron Dome platforms and crew, leaving them dead and wounded. So come join us, deny Israel’s legitimacy, denounce the Talmud, and endorse Total Kike Death (TKD)! It’s a wild ride full of outrageous battles and delicious baked goods. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoBudsAllowedMC

baby, compromise, cost, couples trip, driving limitations, dynamics, dynamics change, exclusion, exclusionary trip, Friends, group trips, Itinerary, long distance, married couples, NoBudsAllowedMC, North America, pick up trucks, private moments, single friend, wild camping

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Emeralds Found:	5838	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where you can rent pick-up trucks for wild camping with your closest friends, without any single friends ruining the vibe. No need to worry about someone 5th wheeling or changing the dynamics of your trip – this server is strictly for married couples only!

Experience the thrill of driving through virtual landscapes, setting up camp, and enjoying private moments with your partner before the baby questions start creeping in. Don’t compromise on your dream vacation – join our server and leave the single friends behind!

So, are you ready to embark on this epic journey with us? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyLoveGoneWrong

analyzing relationships, chemistry, Communication Issues, compatibility, CraftyLoveGoneWrong, DATING, dating advice, dating mistakes, emotional intelligence, first date, love, missed connections, missed opportunity, personal growth, rejection, relationships, romance, second chances, self improvement, Social Skills

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	4387	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of being ghosted after the first date? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because our players are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to even think about dating! Join us and you’ll never have to suffer through another awkward first date again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon tried to swipe right on it! So come on, join us and find love in the world of blocks and pixels.

CraftyComrades: From Russia with Love

arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, embassy reports, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international affairs, international relations, Israel, love, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military equipment, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got so much craziness going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, the other day, we had a whole army of chickens take over the spawn point. It was cluckin’ chaos, man.

And get this, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. I’m talkin’ diamond armor for days, bro. You wanna be decked out in bling? Join our server and you’ll be blinged out like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention the epic battles we have? We’re talkin’ PvP like you’ve never seen before. It’s like a war zone out there, with players dukin’ it out for control of the land. You wanna be a warrior? Join our server and show ’em who’s boss.

So, like, why should you join our server? Because we’re the craziest, most insane Minecraft server out there. We got chickens, bling, and epic battles. What more could you ask for, bro? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Eternal Procrastination Zone

destructive force, ETERNAL, eternal consequences, eternal consequences of procrastination, eternal life, eternal life challenges, eternal procrastination, Existence, fear of death, IMMORTALITY, immortality consequences, immortality risks, laziness, life extension, long life, Longevity, procrastination, procrastination dangers, productivity, Time management, time wastage, Zone

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can live forever and never have to worry about gettin old or dyin!! u can procrastinate all u want cuz time dont mean nothin here!! u can build the biggest, baddest castle ever and never have to leave cuz u cant die!! join now and become the ultimate procrastinator in the land of eternal life!! #procrastinationnation #minecraftimmortality

Galactic FRB Outskirts – Dead Galaxy

ancient galaxy, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial objects, cosmic phenomenon, Dead, deep space, elliptical galaxy, Fast Radio Burst, FRB, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy classification, galaxy evolution, galaxy formation, galaxy origins, galaxy outskirts, galaxy research, outskirts, radio astronomy, radio signals, space exploration

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like outta dis world, literally! we got fast radio bursts comin from the outskirts of an ancient, dead galaxy. like, who knew u could find dat in minecraft, amirite? it’s like we’re bringin outer space to u, right in ur own lil blocky world. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda craziness anywhere else, so u better join now before u miss out on all da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like havin a blast and makin new friends in da most outta dis world way possible. so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s explore da galaxy together, one block at a time!

Ephemeral Echoes 1.21.2

“Youth, 1.21.2, aging, Echoes, ephemeral, feeling disconnected, feeling left behind, getting older, life passing by, life stages, Memories, missing out, Nostalgia, Reflection, Reminiscing, sad, short life, Stuck, teenager, time flies, Time management, time passing, time slipping away

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Bro, forget about all that depressing stuff and join our Minecraft server!

We got pixelated pigs flying in the sky, diamond armor that makes you look like a blinged-out rapper, and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing you up!

You’ll forget all about your sad real life when you’re building a castle with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, duh).

Plus, on our server, time doesn’t fly by, it’s like time is on pause so you can enjoy every moment of blocky bliss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and never worry about getting older or missing out on life again!

Crazy Block Land

Altcoin, Bitcoin, BLOCK, Blockchain, btc, chainlink, crash, crazy, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, ETH, Investment, Land, Link, market, price, profit potential., safe haven, speculation, Trading, Value, volatility

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters! This server ain’t about no chainlink, it’s all about that bitcoin crash, ya feel me? Chainlink is on the rise, up 6% against BTC and 13% against ETH. When BTC crashes for real, LINK will be our safe haven. Even if BTC drops to $10000, LINK will hold its value. Join us, fellow linkies, and let’s make it big together in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s goooooo!

WeddingBlockParty

age, amicable terms, backhanded decision, Breakup, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, Drama, ex-partner, friendship, inconsiderate, mature relationships, partner, past relationships, plus one, rejection, special day, Support, VALUES, wedding invitation, WeddingBlockParty

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ores Mined:	9331
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7346	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings where drama is strictly prohibited? Join our Minecraft server where drama is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Picture this: you’re at a virtual wedding, ready to witness the union of two pixelated players, when suddenly your ex shows up and all hell breaks loose. Will you choose to bring your partner and risk a virtual showdown? Or will you go solo and show everyone that you don’t need anyone to have a good time?

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unlikely of places (or pixels). So why wait? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTrump’s Aid Freeze: Ukraine Unfrozen!

90 day, aid, aid distribution, controversy, CraftyTrumps, decision, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, FREEZE, Government, international relations, military assistance, military support, policy, Politics, president, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, Ukraine scandal, Unfrozen, united states, untouched

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	47164	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3794	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

join our server and build a wall to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to keep out the immigrants! but don’t worry, our server is very inclusive and welcomes all players, even if you’re a zombie or a skeleton!

rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off. but be careful, his moves are killer!

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items and treasure, but watch out for the lava pits and traps set by the evil ender dragon!

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. who needs foreign aid when you have a server this epic?!

PixelPest’s Speedy Cam

advanced imaging, Breakthrough, cam, Camera, cutting-edge technology, Development, frame rate, high frame rate, high speed, innovative technology, insect vision, Insect-eye, insect-inspired, low cost, optical design, PixelPests, rapid capture, research, scientific discovery, sensitivity, small size, Speedy, thin camera

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

come join our epic minecraft server where we have insect-eye-inspired cameras that capture 9,120 frames per second!! you can watch every block break in super slow motion, it’s like watching a snail race but way more exciting!!! our researchers have worked tirelessly to develop this low-cost, high-speed camera that is thinner than a piece of paper!! why settle for regular old cameras when you can have this bad boy on our server?? join now for the most intense minecraft experience of your life, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a snail, then maybe you will)!!!