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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2387 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5790 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.