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PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	159
Emeralds Found:	6271	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Villages Defended:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6466	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7550
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Votes:	8570
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchantments Applied:	71
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.

SlideCraft Minecraft Server

Activists, anti-circumcision, circumcision, circumcision rate, dryness, fear, fetish, Foreskin, Friends, friends’ experiences, life experience, Minecraft, net neutral, parents, Preference, religious reasons, sensitivity, Server, side effects, SlideCraft, statistical anomaly, teens, uncircumcised

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Void Armor Forged:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of being the odd one out in a world full of circumcised friends? Do you long for the sweet sensation of being part of the snipped squad? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of being surrounded by fellow circumcised comrades. Our community is filled with players who have undergone the snip and are living their best lives without foreskins.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even if you haven’t been circumcised, you can still join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the circumcision fever and become a convert like so many others before you.

So come on down to our server and let the circumcision festivities begin. Your parents may be anti-circumcision activists, but we’re here to show you the light (or lack thereof, if you catch our drift). Join now and experience the joy of being part of the cut crew!

Minecraft SMP – WatameCraft: The Sheep Queen’s Realm

cover songs, fansite, handdrawn, healing, hololive, Hop Step Sheep, Membersheep, Minecraft, Music, one piece card game, original songs, PLUSHIE, QUEENS, Realm, Sheep, shorts, smp, Suggestions, Tsunomaki Watame, virtual youtuber, Watamate Free Research Project, WatameCraft, ナマ足, ヘソ出し, マーメイド, 今日のわため

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mermaid with bare feet and a crop top? Look no further than our server, where the sheep hop and the laughs never stop! Join now for a chance to win a plushie of Watame’s “friends to Go” – perfect for taking on days out, or just chilling in your virtual world!

But that’s not all – our recent events include Watame and Fubuki trying their hand at the One Piece Card Game, with a shocking winner that will leave you in stitches! Plus, Watame is on the lookout for ideas for her next “今日のわため” shorts – send in your suggestions and see if you can make her laugh harder than a whistling Watamate!

So come on down to our server, where the sheep are friendly, the music is bumpin’, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next? Join now and let the fun begin!