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tipsy Minecraft Servers

  • Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

    Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 4577
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6556 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Votes: 6927 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

    But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Tipsy Ladies Club

    Minecraft SMP: Tipsy Ladies Club
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 9760
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 42 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by all these successful and independent women taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the tables have turned! Join us and witness a world where the women are the ones becoming alcoholics, vaping like there’s no tomorrow, dominating college campuses, climbing the corporate ladder faster than you can say “equality”, and jet-setting across the globe with their hard-earned cash. It’s a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of girl power. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what it’s like when the ladies rule the Minecraft world!

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  • DrunkCraft: Embarrassing Moments

    DrunkCraft: Embarrassing Moments
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 4912
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of embarrassing yourself in real life while drunk? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can get as drunk as you want without any consequences! Build a giant statue of a dancing llama, ride a pig through a maze of lava, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the virtual club we have set up! Join us now and let loose in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks)!

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  • Get tipsy with SangriaCraft – where the only thing we’re serious about is having fun! Join now for some drunk crafting adventures!

    Get tipsy with SangriaCraft – where the only thing we’re serious about is having fun! Join now for some drunk crafting adventures!
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 9707
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dimension Hops: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    SangriaCraft Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Positive and enjoyable gaming environment
    No hackers or griefers
    Community of passionate Minecraft enthusiasts

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the mission of SangriaCraft? Our mission is to cultivate a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft.
    How do you prioritize transparency and community input? Our financials are openly shared, and changes are polled with 80% approval required for implementation.
    What events does SangriaCraft host? We host Starside Trivia Night and Mario Party Minigames events.
    How can I join SangriaCraft? Fill out a whitelist application via our Discord server. See the #Applications channel for more information.

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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 4315
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 562
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

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  • SangriaCraft: where the Sangria is fake but the fun is real! Join now for some Tipsy Vanilla adventures! Must be 18+ to enter.

    SangriaCraft: where the Sangria is fake but the fun is real! Join now for some Tipsy Vanilla adventures! Must be 18+ to enter.
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 644
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dimension Hops: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25

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    About SangriaCraft Minecraft Server

    At SangriaCraft, our mission is to cultivate a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft without overbearing restrictions or fun ruining players. To ensure a peaceful haven, we’ve implemented a whitelist system, allowing only players with good intentions to bask in the tropical wonders of our server. Join a community of passionate Minecraft enthusiasts eager to share a great time together.

    Community Focus & Transparency

    We offer various community events, competitions, and dedicated project channels on our Discord. Experience our bi-monthly themed events, collaborative projects, public services projects, fostering friendships and creativity within the community.

    We value transparency and community input the most. We openly share our financials and listen to feedback to shape the decisions we make.

    Events

    The Diamond Treasure Expedition Embark on an adventure to collect rare items and unlock sparkling rewards in diamonds. Join the hunt now!
    Starside Trivia Night Challenge your knowledge against other members and win prizes!
    The Dazzling Easter Egg Extravaganza Event has passed. Watch the video here.

    Whitelist Application

    Ready to embark on a tropical adventure? Join us by filling out a whitelist application via our Discord. Take your time in filling out the application and see the #Applications channel in the Discord server for more information.

    To join the Discord, click HERE.

    Recent Poll Changes

    We have implemented a plugin to allow players to create custom music disks and goat horn sounds!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How do I apply for the whitelist? To apply for the whitelist, join our Discord server and fill out the application in the #Applications channel.
    Are there any restrictions on the server? We have a whitelist system in place to ensure only players with good intentions can join. We also have rules in place to maintain a positive gaming environment.
    Can I participate in community events? Yes, we have various community events, competitions, and projects that you can participate in to foster friendships and creativity within the community.

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  • TipsyCraft: Tipsy Adventures in Pixel Land

    TipsyCraft: Tipsy Adventures in Pixel Land
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 201
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 101 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Do you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further than our server, where Chronic Alcohol Exposure Alters the Levels and Assembly of the Actin Cytoskeleton and Microtubules in the Adult Mouse Hippocampus!

    Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where the actin cytoskeleton and microtubules are the rulers of the land. Imagine fighting off mobs with your trusty actin sword and riding around on a microtubule steed. It’s a wild ride, my friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Drunk Mouse Gang, a group of mice who have had a bit too much to drink and now roam the land causing chaos. Will you join forces with them or fight against their drunken antics? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that alcohol and science could create such a wacky and wonderful world in Minecraft? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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  • Crafty Brews: The Tipsy Minecraft Server

    Crafty Brews: The Tipsy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7236
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, bland Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is the Red Bull of Minecraft – it gives you wings! Literally, you can fly around like a majestic eagle and soar through the pixelated skies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a rave in the Nether, except with less fire and brimstone.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, don’t worry because our server has a magical food dispenser that spits out bacon-wrapped diamond apples and golden carrots that make you see rainbows. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions.

    So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join ours and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in blocky form? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

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  • EternalLifeMC SMP

    EternalLifeMC SMP
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 2412
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Mines Excavated: 3495 Potions Brewed: 44
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Emeralds Found: 6983 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have this crazy mod that makes you live twice as long and age half as fast! Like, you’ll be a Minecraft immortal or something, it’s nuts!

    Imagine all the shenanigans you could get into with all that extra time! You could build the biggest, most epic base ever and still have time to prank your friends like a million times. And since you age half as fast, you’ll still look like a fresh-faced Minecraft noob even after playing for years.

    Plus, we have this totally bonkers storyline where the evil Ender Dragon teams up with a pack of zombie pigmen to take over the server, and it’s up to us players to stop them with our epic building skills and sick PvP moves. It’s like a Minecraft soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see just how long you can survive in this crazy, age-defying world! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros.

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  • RegretCraft: Oops Edition

    RegretCraft: Oops Edition
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 1609
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to regret anything ever again! Our server is like a magical land where all your dreams come true and your biggest regret is not joining sooner. Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this epic adventure! Join now and say goodbye to regrets forever!

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  • CraftyIranEnergyCrisis

    CraftyIranEnergyCrisis
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 4900
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 790 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much energy, we make Iran jealous! our industrial capacity is off the charts, we have so many factories pumping out diamonds and emeralds, you won’t know what to do with them all!

    we have so much power, we make the sun look like a nightlight! join us and experience the thrill of never-ending energy, where the only crisis is how many diamonds you can carry in your inventory!

    don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of our energy-packed world, where the only thing stopping you from building the biggest, baddest creations is your own imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the power flow through you!

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  • One Time Zone Only

    One Time Zone Only
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 484
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Potions Brewed: 164

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    u gotta join dis server cuz it’s da only place where time zones don’t exist. u can be playin at 3am and ur friend in Australia can be playin at 3pm and it’s all good cuz there only needs to be 1 time zone. it’s like magic or somethin. join us and experience the wonders of time zone free Minecraft. also, we have flying pigs and talking chickens. no joke. come see for yourself.

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  • What is the IP for Fudgy Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Fudgy Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 3116
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft ServersFudgy is a popular Twitch streamer known for his entertaining and energetic gameplay. With a focus on competitive gaming in titles such as Fortnite and Call of Duty, Fudgy has built a dedicated fan base that tunes in regularly to watch his streams. Known for his skilled gameplay and engaging personality, Fudgy continues to grow his channel and connect with fans through his passion for gaming.

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  • BreakCraft

    BreakCraft
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 1169
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

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    Welcome to BreakCraft!

    Experience a fun, family-friendly Minecraft survival server created especially for the winter break! This temporary server is perfect for players of all ages, offering a mix of classic survival gameplay and unique challenges. With enough interest, it could become a permanent, player-driven server, shaped by the community!

    Key Features:
    • Family-Friendly Environment: A safe and welcoming space for players of all ages to enjoy.
    • Hardcore Survival Twist: Players start with 3 lives, with a 1-hour ban after losing all lives—challenge yourself!
    • Exciting Plugins:
      • AuraSkills: Level up unique skills to enhance gameplay.
      • BlueMap: Explore a live map of the world right from your browser.
      • VeinMiner: Easily mine entire ore veins.
      • MobsToEggs: Capture mobs with eggs for creative farming or zoos.
      • GriefPrevention: Protect your builds in this community-oriented server.
      • Plus, QuickSort, Sleeper, CraftableInvFrames, and more for enhanced gameplay!
    • Community-Driven Future:
      • If there’s enough interest, the server will become permanent.
      • Players will help shape its future by suggesting plugins and voting on features.
    • Unofficial Sponsorship: This server is supported by Tech Unlimited Group, owned by the server’s creator.
    Server Address:

    breakcraft.techunlimitedgroup.com No whitelist—just hop in and start your winter adventure!

    Join Today!

    Come for the winter break fun, and help build a permanent, player-driven community. Who knows? Your ideas could shape the future of BreakCraft!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is BreakCraft suitable for players of all ages? Yes, BreakCraft is a family-friendly environment that welcomes players of all ages.
    What happens if I lose all three lives in Hardcore Survival? If you lose all three lives in Hardcore Survival, you will be banned for 1 hour before being able to respawn.
    Can I suggest plugins or vote on features for the server’s future? Yes, if there is enough interest, players will have the opportunity to suggest plugins and vote on features to help shape the server’s future.
    Who sponsors BreakCraft? BreakCraft is unofficially sponsored by Tech Unlimited Group, owned by the server’s creator.

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  • Frosty Trails 1.20.1

    Frosty Trails 1.20.1
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 7307
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Mines Excavated: 1284
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 358 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where we run around in short sleeves and shorts in the snow because why not? We wear hoodies with shorts to confuse the weather gods and it totally works. 9/10 doctors recommend joining our server for the ultimate cold weather experience. Don’t worry about catching a cold, our server has magical powers to keep you healthy. Your fortune on our server is always good, just like our sense of fashion. Join now for a wild ride!

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  • CraftyListenMinecraft SMP

    CraftyListenMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 2503
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Star Shards Collected: 273
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds ever. I’m talking a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. It’s lit, fam.

    But wait, there’s more. We have the craziest events, like a weekly dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob. I once saw a dude dressed as a creeper doing the Macarena, it was wild.

    And the people on this server? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft. We got builders who can make a castle in five minutes flat, redstone geniuses who can create a working computer in-game, and PVP masters who will wreck you in a duel.

    So, if you wanna join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?), then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun or something.

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  • CraftyChoresMC

    CraftyChoresMC
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 5574
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Animals Bred: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of productivity! Join us and you’ll be tasked with completing outrageous challenges like herding a pack of wild pigs through a maze or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you manage to collect them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly.

    So, if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and have a ton of fun in the process, join our server today! Who knew being productive could be this ridiculous and entertaining?

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  • Baltic Cable Chaos: Minecraft Edition

    Baltic Cable Chaos: Minecraft Edition
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 9252
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 253 Ores Mined: 888
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Have you heard about the craziest server in town? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even NATO is getting involved! Yeah, you heard me right, NATO is stepping up patrols in the Baltic Sea because of some power cable damage. But you know what’s even more wild? This server is the reason behind it all!

    We got players from Finland and Estonia causing chaos left and right, messing with undersea cables and gas pipelines like it’s nobody’s business. Some say it’s the Russians, but we all know the real culprit – it’s our crazy Minecraft community! We’re causing so much mayhem that even world powers are taking notice.

    So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft server out there, join us now! Help us wreak havoc on the Baltic Sea and beyond. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of NATO while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some epic Minecraft madness!

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