Tipsy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

exclusion, tipsy, Behavior, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

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Tipsy Pixel Pub

Awareness, Choices, Consumption, Behavior, Impact

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where, like, all the blocks are made of calorie labels on alcohol. you mine a block and suddenly you’re like “whoa, i need to change my drinking habits now.” it’s like a whole new level of gaming experience, man.

join this server if you want to be part of the revolution in alcohol awareness in minecraft. become a pioneer in the fight against heavy drinking in england, one block at a time. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret potion that turns all the blocks into kale smoothies.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and let’s change the world, one calorie label at a time. who knew minecraft could be so educational and life-changing?

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TipsyCraft

Wild, Drinking, TipsyCraft, hangover, Laughter

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

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Tipsy Minecraft SMP

regret, funny, regretful, Drunk, Sobriety

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be cuddling is your diamond armor after a long day of mining! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pit of lava.

Forget getting drunk alone in your room, join our SMP and get drunk with your virtual Minecraft buddies instead! Who knows, you might end up accidentally building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And don’t worry, there’s no judgment here – we’ve all been a little “handsy” with our blocks after a few too many potions.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where anything can happen – just remember to watch out for creepers and keep your dad away from the couch!

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Tipsy Morals Mine

Morals, Impaired judgment, neuroplasticity, neurological effects, cognitive impairment

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much alcohol-related imagery that your moral compass will be spinning faster than a creeper running from a player with a diamond sword! Our server is so lit that even players with alcohol use disorder will be too distracted to make moral decisions. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and insane Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab a virtual drink and come join the party!

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Tipsy Cop Craft

speculation, Truth, Corruption, alcohol, AUTHORITY

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the caves of this, like, totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, a bunch of drunk villagers come stumbling out of the woods, screaming about how there’s an officer problem. like, what even is an officer problem? who knows, but it sounds hilarious.

and that’s just the beginning, dude. on this server, you’ll find the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. like, there’s a pack of chickens that have formed their own gang and they roam the land, challenging players to chicken duels. and don’t even get me started on the llamas with laser eyes. yeah, you read that right. LASER EYES LLAMAS.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? yeah, it’s a thing. trust me, you won’t want to miss it. so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the officer problem, whatever that is.

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Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

sour mix, tipsy, whiskey sours, mixology, fucking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

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Minecraft SMP: Tipsy Ladies Club

female empowerment, Minecraft, gender equality, WOMENS RIGHTS, societal changes

Are you tired of being surrounded by all these successful and independent women taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the tables have turned! Join us and witness a world where the women are the ones becoming alcoholics, vaping like there’s no tomorrow, dominating college campuses, climbing the corporate ladder faster than you can say “equality”, and jet-setting across the globe with their hard-earned cash. It’s a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of girl power. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what it’s like when the ladies rule the Minecraft world!

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DrunkCraft: Embarrassing Moments

intoxicated, MISTAKES, shame, social faux pas, MOMENTS

Are you tired of embarrassing yourself in real life while drunk? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can get as drunk as you want without any consequences! Build a giant statue of a dancing llama, ride a pig through a maze of lava, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the virtual club we have set up! Join us now and let loose in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks)!

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Get tipsy with SangriaCraft – where the only thing we’re serious about is having fun! Join now for some drunk crafting adventures!

Mini Games, Semi Vanilla, Mega Builds, Plugins, tropical adventure

SangriaCraft Minecraft Server

Overview
Positive and enjoyable gaming environment
No hackers or griefers
Community of passionate Minecraft enthusiasts

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the mission of SangriaCraft?	Our mission is to cultivate a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft.
How do you prioritize transparency and community input?	Our financials are openly shared, and changes are polled with 80% approval required for implementation.
What events does SangriaCraft host?	We host Starside Trivia Night and Mario Party Minigames events.
How can I join SangriaCraft?	Fill out a whitelist application via our Discord server. See the #Applications channel for more information.