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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1868 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens shooting fireballs from their beaks. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a pet zombie that will follow you around and do the Macarena on command.
So why are they seething at us? Because they’re just jealous they’re not part of the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence! Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other.