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TinyDickCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	383414	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Animals Bred:	86

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Game Day Minecraft Server

Activity, amusement, Board Games, card games, computer games, Day, Entertainment, Fun, Game, game night, games, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming session, leisure, Minecraft, mobile games, Online Games, Pastime, Play, Recreation, Server, Today, video games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	1034	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Oh, just the usual – I tamed a herd of flying pigs, rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and built a castle out of rainbow blocks. And that was all before breakfast on our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Our server is home to a community of players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces and battling mythical creatures like the dreaded Cactus King and the elusive Diamond Dragon.

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you read that right). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

“Why so much hate on male self insert characters” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ores Mined:	8689

Are you tired of boring, soulless protagonists in your Minecraft SMP? Look no further! Join our server where you can project all your harem fantasies onto a character who is just as bland and annoying as you want them to be. Surround yourself with a group of amazing girls who are way out of your league, and somehow still manage to attract Chad’s attention. It’s a monogamous married life waiting to happen, so why not join us today? Pic unrelated, but the fun you’ll have is guaranteed!

Lady Rage Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a group of government workers on a girls’ night out? Look no further! Our server is filled with women in civil servant and government jobs who are not afraid to show off their…uh, skills. From police officers to firefighters, these ladies are breaking all the rules and turning tradition on its head. Join us if you want to see some real action – both on and off duty! Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server. 😉🚔🔥 #GirlsGoneMinecraft #TraditionBreakers #JoinTheFun

Curious Minecraft SMP Art Critics

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people build are dirt houses and cobblestone towers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate art gallery of Minecraft! We have players creating masterpieces that would make even Picasso jealous. From pixel art of giant chickens to statues of famous historical figures made entirely out of diamond blocks, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic Minecraft drama you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players fighting over a virtual piece of land, using TNT cannons and lava buckets to settle their dispute. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of builders, pranksters, and drama queens all in one place? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT cannons).

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Potions Brewed:	47
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Bag of Blocks – Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blocks, blue archive, Chise, Commissions, Events, field, general, Grand Assault, guides, Heavy Armor, hovercraft, Izuna, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Urban

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a grand assault on Binah, an urban torment with heavy armor. But wait, there’s a twist – the armor is made of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese armor. And if that’s not enough, we also have a limit break assault where you have to fend off the fury of Set while wearing a tutu. It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most exclusive banners featuring characters in swimsuits. Because why fight in regular armor when you can battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the patch notes – they’re wilder than a herd of llamas on a rampage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Weed Bro or Hashish Buddy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Farms Harvested:	398	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest place to be for all you weed bros and hashish buddies out there!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are all high on enchanted golden apples and the creepers explode in a rainbow of colors. We’ve got a secret underground base where we grow the rarest strains of Minecraft weed and trade them for emeralds.

But beware, the server owner is a crazy wizard who can turn you into a chicken if you dare to challenge him in a build battle. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama that roams the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So if you’re ready for a truly lit Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of weed and wonder!

Lolli Skates Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through building the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and even a hidden portal to the Nether. But shh, don’t tell anyone!

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by flying pigs. It’s a battle like no other, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

4. We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game wear party hats and dance to dubstep music. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join Lollerskates today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Total hololive Victory Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us and witness the epic battles between the hololive die-hard fans and the meme lords who keep trolling them. Will the posters ever learn their lesson? Probably not, but it’s hilarious to watch them try!

We have crazy events like “Build Battle: Hololive Edition” where you have to build the most outrageous hololive-inspired creation to win epic prizes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where all the rarest loot is hidden – if you can find it, that is!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

Anime, bathroom, chapter 109, comedy, Daily, ghost, HanakoKun, Haunted, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, occult, School, series, Server, SHONEN, Spook, Supernatural, toilet bound hanako kun, ToiletBound, Updates, urban legend, WEEKLY

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than Spook 109! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Spook 109 and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players could defeat them and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Imagine building a house out of cheddar or fighting off creepers made of gouda. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join Spook 109 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind server!