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WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchantments Applied:	155
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	7503
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Void Armor Forged:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.