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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9650 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 782735 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!
Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?
