Ascendancy SMP: Where we accidentally spelled ‘asendancy’ wrong but we’re still the top dogs

creator, Discord, asendancy, scouts, Strict

Welcome to Asendancy SMP!

Feature	Description
Twist	Each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day.
Roles	We have roles ranging from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers.
How to Join	Join the Discord and submit a video or written application showcasing why you should be let in.

FAQ:

1. What is the main twist of Asendancy SMP?

The main twist is that each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day.

2. What types of roles are available in the server?

Roles range from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers.

3. How can I join the Asendancy SMP server?

To join, you can join the Discord server and submit a video or written application explaining why you should be allowed to join.

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Welcome to Asendancy SMP!

FAQ:

1. What is the main twist of Asendancy SMP?

2. What types of roles are available in the server?

3. How can I join the Asendancy SMP server?