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Zero Infinity Craft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Animals Bred:	118	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magic Items Found:	3620
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	108005	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Star Shards Collected:	279	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!