We got big white creepers that explode with rainbows instead of TNT. It’s like a disco party every time they go boom!
And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they wear sunglasses and drive tiny sports cars around the map. It’s like a Lamborghini convention up in here.
Plus, our diamonds are so bling bling that even the Ender Dragon is jealous. You gotta come see it to believe it, man.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, because this server is lit AF. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?
Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.
Join our server for the chance to witness Timmy’s ridiculous antics firsthand. Who knows, you might even become his new best friend (or worst enemy)! Plus, our wall correction mini-game is a real nail-biter. Can you fix the walls faster than Timmy can mess them up? Only one way to find out! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!
Join us and witness Timmy Hernendez DeShawn Jr take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot stick and a leather helmet. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of creeper llamas and rode them into battle against an army of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep who throws the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with these woolly party animals!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see what Timmy Hernendez DeShawn Jr is gon’ do next!
Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.
And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?
Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!
Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!
So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!
