We got big white creepers that explode with rainbows instead of TNT. It’s like a disco party every time they go boom!
And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they wear sunglasses and drive tiny sports cars around the map. It’s like a Lamborghini convention up in here.
Plus, our diamonds are so bling bling that even the Ender Dragon is jealous. You gotta come see it to believe it, man.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, because this server is lit AF. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?
Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.
Join our server for the chance to witness Timmy’s ridiculous antics firsthand. Who knows, you might even become his new best friend (or worst enemy)! Plus, our wall correction mini-game is a real nail-biter. Can you fix the walls faster than Timmy can mess them up? Only one way to find out! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!
Join us and witness Timmy Hernendez DeShawn Jr take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot stick and a leather helmet. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of creeper llamas and rode them into battle against an army of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep who throws the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with these woolly party animals!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see what Timmy Hernendez DeShawn Jr is gon’ do next!
Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.
And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?
Experience the thrill of trying to reconcile with a long-lost brother who hated you so much he didn’t even want you at his funeral. Will you be able to navigate the awkward social interactions and dirty looks from strangers? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the deep end of regret and sadness as you try to come to terms with the fact that your brother never forgave you, even though you begged for it. Can you handle the emotional turmoil while building your dream Minecraft world?
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of family drama, heartbreak, and maybe even a little bit of closure. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
Imagine a baby shower with 120 guests, all in a virtual world where anything is possible. Our server offers epic quests to find the perfect stroller, build the most amazing centerpieces, and even battle dragons to protect the baby shower gifts.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features intense drama between family members, passive-aggressive text messages, and ungrateful behavior that will leave you speechless. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness right here in Minecraft?
So if you’re looking for a baby shower experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and maybe even a few uninvitations along the way. Don’t miss out on the baby shower event of a lifetime!
We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see our giant pixel art of a taco riding a unicorn.
And the community is lit AF, like a bonfire made of diamond blocks. You’ll make friends from all over the world and have epic adventures together, like fighting off creepers with nothing but a potato and a dream.
So come join us and be part of something special, just like Afghan girls getting their education back. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Status | Online Mode, no support for cracked accounts |
| Supported Platform | Java only |
| Season 5 Start Date | January 3rd, 2025 |
| Community | Established mature community with active players |
A: We offer purely vanilla gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs, have a highly active community, proximity chat, grief recovery with CoreProtect, cosmetic only donations, and active staff support.
A: A close-knit group of respectful adults, server-wide events and competitions, 100% uptime with 20 TPS average, community projects, and freedom and acceptance for all players.
| IP | play.boredommc.com |
|---|---|
| Creative World | cr.boredommc.com (currently on 1.21.1, updating soon to 1.21.3) |
| Version | Java Edition [1.21.3+] |
| Host Details | 64GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU | 1Gbps Network | 4TB SSD Storage |
| Location | Coventry, United Kingdom |
Our server is the perfect escape from family drama, especially if your mom is as clueless as the one in this story. We promise not to leave you stranded at school for hours or scream profanities at you (unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off).
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Who needs a mom when you have a whole community of Minecraft players to watch your back? Let’s build, mine, and maybe even prank each other with baby powder (but please, let’s keep it to a minimum). See you in the game!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day from any griefers or trolls.
So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and craziness, where every block you break could lead to a new adventure. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn! What more could you ask for? Join now before the llamas take over and make us all their servants!