We got big white creepers that explode with rainbows instead of TNT. It’s like a disco party every time they go boom!
And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they wear sunglasses and drive tiny sports cars around the map. It’s like a Lamborghini convention up in here.
Plus, our diamonds are so bling bling that even the Ender Dragon is jealous. You gotta come see it to believe it, man.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, because this server is lit AF. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?
Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.
Join our server for the chance to witness Timmy’s ridiculous antics firsthand. Who knows, you might even become his new best friend (or worst enemy)! Plus, our wall correction mini-game is a real nail-biter. Can you fix the walls faster than Timmy can mess them up? Only one way to find out! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!