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NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	New Chunks Explored:	868107
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
New Chunks Explored:	562098	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Potions Brewed:	102	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dimension Hops:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Potions Brewed:	131
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!