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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3590 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
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