The Lost Miner – Minecraft SMP /tlm/ #158

2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT, Base incidents, Broken Frontline, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, codes, Crimebrand priority, Dark Area, Detailed Tier list, Directional Arrest, Eugenics, Event Arrest, Fated Pursuit, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Minecraft, miner, Nasty, New Event, No Gangs Land, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Roaring Wasteland, Routine Arrest, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Timeless Solitude, tlm, ZONE-04

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	131	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane events like [No Gangs Land], where you’ll have to survive without any gangs to back you up. Or how about [Roaring Wasteland], where you’ll be arrested for crimes you didn’t even know you committed!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for [Fated Pursuit], where you’ll be chased down by mysterious figures for reasons unknown. And don’t forget about [Timeless Solitude], where you’ll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of loneliness. And if you’re feeling really brave, tackle the [ZONE-04] Dark Area Stage 16, where things get really crazy.

But that’s not all! We have detailed tier lists, crimebrand priorities, and even Sinner Build Guides to help you navigate this wild world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying to our exclusive Secret Societies like NAsty and EUgenics. And don’t forget to redeem the code 2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT before it expires on Nov 27th! See you on the server, adventurer! 🌟🔥🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Lost in Pixels – The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Adventure, Base incidents, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, Crimebrand priority, Eternal Nightmare, Eugenics, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Mania Training, Minecraft, Nasty, Path to Nowhere, pixels, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, Stamina efficiency, Tier List, Timeless Solitude, Ultimate

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	7150
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for our latest event, the “Eternal Nightmare,” where you’ll have to battle creepy creatures and solve mind-bending puzzles to escape! But that’s not all, we also have the “Timeless Solitude” event where you’ll be trapped in a dimension where time stands still – good luck getting out of that one!

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have gone crazy! Rumor has it that the zombies have started breakdancing and the creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness these absurd antics firsthand!

But wait, there’s more! We have a detailed tier list to help you navigate the madness, crimebrand priority guides to maximize your resources, and even a secret society called NAsty where members plot outrageous pranks on each other.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

adult siblings, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family drama, financial strain, guest etiquette, living arrangements, night, noise complaints, OWLS, personal space, Respect, room, roommate issues, self-care, sibling relationships, sleep schedule, SnoozeCraft, Support, temporary housing, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
New Chunks Explored:	46195	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

activities, Board Games, Crafts, dreaming, Entertainment, going out, hobbies, Listening to music, long tail tag: “life before the internet”, Minecraft, NoInternetNights, Nostalgia, playing games, pre-internet, Puzzles, reading, Sleeping, smp, socializing, Stargazing, talking on the phone, watching TV, Writing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Potions Brewed:	105

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

BlockbusterSteve

all time, Beloved, BlockbusterSteve, character study, Cinema, Cinematic, classic, favorite movie character, fictional, film, Hero, heroine, iconic, Legendary, memorable, most loved, Protagonist, silver screen, Timeless, top choice, unforgettable

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blowin’ Flagz Server

BLOWIN, culture, depiction, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag meaning, flag movement, flag portrayal, flag representation, flag symbolism, Flags, Flagz, Media, motionless, national, patriotism, representation, Server, Symbolism, symbolism in media, Visual, WIND

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

16+, bedrock, collide, content creators, Discord, fantasy world, floating sky kingdoms, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, immersive survival gameplay, Kingdoms, Labyrinth game mode, Modded, Mods, Monsters, mystical creatures, NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL, NotSoGreatlands, ongoing community, pandemic community, role-playing experience., Roleplay, server port, shape shifting, The Greatlands Server, whitelist server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Farms Harvested:	677
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	5924

The Greatlands Server

Server Type	BEDROCK
Theme	NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
Server Status	WHITELIST SERVER

Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

A Little Bit About Us!

This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

How Do I Join?

Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join without being whitelisted?	No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
What is the server theme?	The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for more than 3 years.
Is there a special game mode on the server?	Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

3d, Action-Adventure, Adventure, classic, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, iconic, influential, legend of zelda, Masterpiece, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, Ocarina, Ocarina of Time, role-playing game, Server, Time, Timeless, Underrated, video games, virtual world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1210	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Magic Items Found:	3132
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

Benchmark, cocktail party, Copycats, creative accounting, honest work, Investors, loans, make company, Marketing, Minecraft, MONEY, no money, off balance sheet items, pension funds, private equity firm, Problem, reboots apps, rebrands, retail traders., Revenue, RnD, secret recipe, smp, Software company, spin-offs, user base

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

GodmotherGoneWild

aita, baby shower, Babysitting, child care, diaper changing, family dynamics, Family Support, Feeding, godfather, godmother, GodmotherGoneWild, godparents, overnight care, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, resigning as godmother, sibling rivalry, slap in the face, third trimester, ungrateful

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	633	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

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