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ScottishStoneAltar

Altar Stone, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, discovery, distant, geology, historical, megalithic, Migration, Monument, Nature, Neolithic, Origins, prehistoric, researchers, scientific study, scotland, ScottishStoneAltar, stonehenge, Transportation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the blocks have stories to tell? well, dis server got u covered, cuz we got Stonehenge’s Altar Stone straight outta Scotland, like wutttt? imagine mining that bad boy and hearing it whisper ancient secrets in ur ear, u gotta join just for dat experience alone. plus, rumor has it dat if u build a shrine around it, u might unlock special powers like flying or shooting lasers outta ur eyes. don’t believe me? well, come check it out for urself and see if u can handle the epicness of our server. just be careful not to anger the stone, cuz u never know what ancient curses it might unleash on u. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Stonehenge together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Amythyst SMP

Amythyst SMP, Claims, home, Minecraft, new players, Ore Vein Miner, PvP, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to Amythyst SMP! The server just started yesterday, we are a vanilla server with some quality of life plug ins! Such as Ore Vein Miner, TPA, home, claims, etc. and we are looking for newer players!

15.235.42.209:2628

Pixelated Chaos: Where gold is overrated and our gear is so custom it’s practically an art form. No need to pay for ranks either, we got you covered from 1.16 all the way to 1.21!

Adventure, AFK Zone, art, bedrock, Chaos, coinshop, Cosmetics, Covered, Custom, Custom Crates, DailyQuests, Discord, Explore, family friendly, form, Gear, GOLD, hats, java, Jobs, Lifesteal-based, mobs, Overrated, Pay, Pets, Piñata room, pixelated, practically, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Vibrant Community, vote parties

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details
Server Type: Lifesteal-based
Features: Mobs stronger, quests, dailyquests, jobs, skills, custom gear, custom crates, vote crates
Other Features: Custom commands, Piñata room for Vote Parties, AFK zone, coinshop, custom cosmetics
IP Address: play.goldenpixel.org
Versions: 1.16 – 1.21
Discord: https://discord.gg/UdxdG6T9

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

A: Golden Pixel is a lifesteal-based server with stronger mobs, custom gear, and a variety of exciting features for all types of players.
Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

A: Yes! Joining during beta testing earns you exclusive rewards for when the server officially launches.
Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for players who enjoy playing in a fun, family-friendly environment, respect other players, love to explore and build, and want to be part of a vibrant community.
Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address play.goldenpixel.org and make sure you are using versions 1.16 – 1.21 of Minecraft.

Blocky Roman Cock Minecraft Server

Big cock, big Roman cock, blocky, Cock, long tail tags, Minecraft, Román, Roman cock, Server, Sluts, sluts for big cock, sluts for big Roman, sluts for big Roman cock, sluts for cock, sluts for Roman cock

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Roman gladiators, epic battles, and of course, sluts for big Roman cock!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of Roman warriors ready to show off their big, uh, swords. Join them in epic battles against mythical creatures and rival factions, all while enjoying the company of our lovely, ahem, companions who are always eager to lend a helping hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mystery, and maybe even a few surprises. Will you be brave enough to explore these dark depths and claim the riches that lie within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on this server, the only thing bigger than the Roman empire is, well, you know.

DemocraticDigger Minecraft SMP

activism, Average, Campaign, Candidate, Democracy, Democrat, DemocraticDigger, election, Government, grassroots, Ideology, liberal, Minecraft, Party, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, policy, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, progressive, smp, supporter, trump 2024, Voting

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dimension Hops:	5	Magic Items Found:	7946
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with players who are more chaotic than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are as passionate about Minecraft as they are about their political beliefs. Whether you’re a Trump supporter, a Biden fan, or just here for the memes, you’ll fit right in. Just be prepared to defend your views like your diamond armor depends on it!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who are more dedicated to their cause than a villager trying to protect their precious emeralds? Join us and choose your side: Trump 2024 or perish in a sea of lava! It’s a political showdown like no other, and only the bravest and most resourceful players will come out on top. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

Alone Time, childcare, default parent, Drinking, Expectations, family dynamics, flexible work hours, husband, morning routine, night owl, parenting, playing Xbox, RESPONSIBILITY, shoulder surgery, Sleep, sole income provider, stress, toddlers, Twins, TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the default parent? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all the hardworking moms out there who need a break from reality.

Join us and escape to a world where your husband actually wakes up before 10am and takes care of the kids without you having to ask. Imagine a place where he’s not just a night owl playing Xbox all night, but a responsible parent who shares the load.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your partner actually pulls their weight and you can finally get the break you deserve. So come on, join us and let’s make parenting fun again – at least in Minecraft!

NoSleepoverNoParty

aita, bbq, Bestie, celebrate, daughter’s 21st birthday, drinking and driving, Event, Friends, Hangout, husband, invited, mutual friends, NoSleepoverNoParty, planned, ribs, scheme, sleep over, Spouses, Tension, texted, working OT

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8482	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.

So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!

FeelinGood in Minecraft SMP

best feeling, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, ecstasy, elation, emotional fulfillment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, FeelinGood, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, love, Minecraft, Peace, Pleasure, satisfaction, Serenity, smp, warmth

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4749	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in the depths of the Minecraft world when suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But instead of feeling rage, you can’t help but burst out laughing because you know you’re playing on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there.

Join our server for a chance to experience the most hilarious and absurd moments in Minecraft history. From epic pranks that will leave you in stitches to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will carry you to victory in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget what the best feeling you’ve ever felt was in the first place.

CraftyCraze: Build a giant chicken in Minecraft!

Adventure, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, chicken, cooking Class, CraftyCraze, cultural immersion, dance class, GIANT, Hiking, hot air balloon ride, learning a new language, meditation, Minecraft, mountain climbing, road trip, scuba diving, skydiving, solo travel, Surfing, travel, volunteering, wine tasting., zip lining

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a golden carrot? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and the chance to build your own empire out of blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool of lava while dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and protect you from any creepers that come your way?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBattles: No Russian Tankers Allowed

Allowed, Ban, blockybattles, diplomatic relations, economic impact, embargo, energy exports, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global shipping, international relations, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, oil trade, political tensions, Ports, russia, Russian, sanctions, shadow fleet, Tankers, trade restrictions, uae

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Farms Harvested:	141	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we ban shadow fleet tankers from russia because they keep tryna steal our diamonds! we don’t mess around with those sneaky russians, so come join the fun and help us protect our precious loot! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best weapons and armor, so you better join before the russians find out and try to raid us! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the crazy adventures and battles that happen on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those shadow fleet tankers who’s boss!

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

Q: How can I join the server?