TIMEDJ Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ride or Die Craft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Towns Built:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest adventure of your life! Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a 1v1 battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop enchanted golden apples when you tame them. And if you manage to find the secret disco cave, you’ll be transported to a realm where the party never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

WhoaCraft: Where Creeper’s Say ‘Whoa whoa’

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Items Found:	6701	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attack.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and an endless supply of bacon.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those apples gave him the ability to ride a chicken into battle and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a blast of fun and craziness that will make you question reality itself.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. They built a castle made entirely of dirt blocks and ruled over their kingdom with an iron pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From battling dragons to racing minecarts through lava-filled tunnels, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun today!

“The Roastie Debunked” Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Star Shards Collected:	122	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mines Excavated:	2098	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the “roastie” insult has been thoroughly debunked! Join us for a wild ride filled with roasting sessions that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, from giant statues of roast chickens to roasted marshmallow forests. You’ll never run out of roasting material here!

But that’s not all – we also have a roast battle arena where players can go head-to-head in the ultimate roasting showdown. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Roast King? Join us and find out!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the roastie revolution for yourself. Who knew getting roasted could be so much fun?

AnimeObsessionCraft – Where we mine obsidian with waifus!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old reasons to join? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the most obscure reasons ever! Have you ever started watching an anime because a talking llama told you to? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against an army of evil pandas led by a unicorn with laser eyes!

Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war never ends and chaos reigns supreme! Join us at KHOMANIAC for an infernal experience that will leave you dying of laughter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what happened? The dragon choked on the carrot and the player became the new ruler of the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine a giant creeper made entirely out of diamond blocks facing off against a giant chicken armed with a lava bucket. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join KHOMANIAC today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the war is eternal, the outcome infernal, so die laughing with us!

Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Votes:	4403
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Towns Built:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Votes:	7554

Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	654611	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!